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Kaldair wrote:

Really gonna make it that easy huh?

Granted, Foamy DMs a game for you, but you make a stupid joke early on in the first session and he throws an acorn at your head, causing it to engsmsplode.

I wish I were a perfect archer, and never missed what I aimed at.

The process of literally turning your body into the perfect archer's body is excruciatingly painful as everything is altered at the bone and muscular level, no painkillers, and it leaves you with phantom pains the rest of your life.

I wish for more wishes. :D

Orenthes wrote:

Granted, but if you want them, you must sell your soul to the Devil, and you can't wish that clause away.

I wish that the guy in my Saturday game would actually RP instead of naming his characters after WoW toons.

Granted. He RPs a character named Annagrats who believes that a hidious creature called the DM is manipulating the world around him. In an attempt to stop this evil Greater Deity, he becomes a sore thumb, doing everything he can to annoy you.

I wish that those stupid Ducks stopped following me.

CorvusDrake wrote:

Your wish was already granted when 4e was released. As such, your wish simply adds a quickbar to the bottom of every battle map that does nothing.

Dude, Corvus, enough with the 4E bashing, we all gathered that you didn't like it in the other 5 billion threads. If you don't like it, don't come to the 4E boards.

Orenthes wrote:

Dude, Corvus, enough with the 4E bashing, we all gathered that you didn't like it in the other 5 billion threads. If you don't like it, don't come to the 4E boards.

This isn't the 4e board I've yet to post on those.

I wish I was immortal and nothing could hurt me and i could do whatever i want except hurt myself, PLEASE.

Granted. You are doomed to spend eternity alone, because since your concept of time is now limitless, the entirety of humanity passes for you in the blink of an eye. When you try to go back in time, you find yourself essentially participating in re-runs, and it drives you entirely mad.


I wish all of the clay pigeons in skeet shooting were replaced with 4e DMGs, just to spite Orenthes.

PuppyPounder wrote:

Your wish is blasphemous, and the Gods themselves smite everyone down who tries to shoot the DMGs.

Honestly, just because you don't like an addition doesn't mean you can be a jerk and get away with it.



I wish that I could liquidify poodles.

Granted. The Gods compliment you on your sense of irony, and grant you this power; however, it comes in the form of your hands being transformed into a blender on one arm and a salad shooter on the other.

Your next experience at a urinal is also your last.

I wish more people would complain about my complaints about 4E for my entertainment.