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5 years ago  ::  Oct 05, 2008 - 5:55PM #31
wrecan
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1) Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
I drive on both. "Parkways" are so-named because there is supposed to be parkland alongside them.

2) Funyuns? Fer 'em or agin 'em
Agin.

3) Do you have an alibi for the night of July 27th, 1997, around 8:30 PM?
Yes.

4) Are those your own teeth
Yes.

5) If this question were rhetorical, would it really matter?
Yes.

6) What is the last digit of pi?
g

Those ought to keep him occupied.


Next!

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5 years ago  ::  Oct 05, 2008 - 6:05PM #32
Veok
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wrecan wrote:

Next!


What do I have in my pocket?

If you look past the plot and the voice acting, Metroid: Other M was an okay game. Not a great game, but an adequate one.

Not using the Metroid item collect jingle though? That, was a mistake.
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5 years ago  ::  Oct 05, 2008 - 6:07PM #33
Eldritch_Lord
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wrecan wrote:

Next!


If we must.

1) Why is your username "wrecan"?

2) Why were you you-know-where you-know-when, and where did you hide the body?

3) Blue dragons or black dragons?

4) 1e or 2e?

5) ?sdrawkcab daer uoy naC

6)

7) What is the answer to life and the universe, but not everything?

8) 01000010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01001111 01110110 01100001 01101100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101110

That is all.

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5 years ago  ::  Oct 05, 2008 - 6:16PM #34
Nyarlathotep
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Eldritch_Lord wrote:

8) 01000010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01001111 01110110 01100001 01101100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101110


No fair throwing old robot proverbs at him

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5 years ago  ::  Oct 05, 2008 - 6:18PM #35
PheonixIV
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Eldritch_Lord wrote:

8) 01000010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01001111 01110110 01100001 01101100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101110

That is all.


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5 years ago  ::  Oct 05, 2008 - 6:45PM #36
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1) Why is your username "wrecan"?
Because the Social Security Administration wouldn't let me put it on my social security card.

2) Why were you you-know-where you-know-when, and where did you hide the body?
Because you know why... and they're with the other bodies.

3) Blue dragons or black dragons?
Blue!

4) 1e or 2e?
1e!

5) ?sdrawkcab daer uoy naC
.oN

6)

7) What is the answer to life and the universe, but not everything?
41.999999999999...

8) 01000010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01001111 01110110 01100001 01101100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101110
2.
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5 years ago  ::  Oct 05, 2008 - 6:53PM #37
PheonixIV
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wrecan wrote:

8) 01000010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01001111 01110110 01100001 01101100 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00101110
2.


I hope you remembered to drink your ovaltine.

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5 years ago  ::  Oct 05, 2008 - 6:55PM #38
BraveBoudica
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wrecan wrote:

It took me like ten contests before I won. I'm not special, I'm just tenacious. Grr.


I got lucky with my medal. You guys just happened to use a topic that I'm pretty good at writing adventures for.

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5 years ago  ::  Oct 05, 2008 - 10:08PM #39
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With questions like those, you'd make a great lawyer-

"Have you lived here all your life?"
"Not yet."

"The stairs down to the basement, do they also go up?"

"Do you recognize what I have in my hand?"
"Yeah, its a photo of me."
"Can you identify the person in the photograph?"
That's Someone, with a capital S.

"Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags." -Sheogorath, Oblivion
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5 years ago  ::  Oct 06, 2008 - 11:15AM #40
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OOoohh! Halloween Theme. This'll be really entertaining. Yippee!

Now, it's anagram pun time. Based off wrecan and in question and answer format.

1) In the future robot v. bird war, the terminator came back to kill this future avian rebel.
Answer Show

John Cawner


2) 4E did away with negative energy damage in lieu of this newer, flashier, damage.
Answer Show

Necraw-tic


3) What's shiney, clean, and really revs your engine?
Answer Show

Thats right, a New Car
Shut up, you make a pun where 'new car' is the answer. Jerks


4) How do all the rich guys make that dough?
Answer Show

Off acrewn interest!


5) Those austrailians are no fan of our EDMC organizer, what do they call him?
Answer Show
A real wancer!



I can think of more anagrams, but not more puns.

Also: yippee!
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