All these rules come from the first D&D session I ever ran. Although they LOVED it they hated the things my twisted imagination decided would be “fun” to do.
6006: No longer to allowed to say the following phrase in game "I'm bored...Wanna play a game with me?"
6007: Not allowed to make anything that is typically innocent evil (ex. children, toys, little rabbits)
6008: As GM if i am inspired by Edger Allan Poe I am to assume everyone will kill me for the mercy of their characters.
6009: If inspiration comes from Stephen King, I am not allowed to do it. And it will probably make the other players cry.
6010: I am to assume that anything that inspires me with my next immediate reaction is smiling it is a bad idea and i should never "torcher" other players with it.
6011: If I think its funny, its probably not, and most likely will kill the party and I should be “nicer”.
6012: If I think it’s would be a fun game, something new to try, or it makes me laugh. It will automatically make the group paranoid and I should stop using my imagination and go strictly with the book.
6013: (follow up for 6012) I am not allowed to think methodically (which comes naturally without me trying) with the campaign I am in or running…it will KILL the party whether I was trying to or not.
