Just out of morbid curiosity, has anyone considered the implications of having a Marshal in the party? That's one more move action that he gets. I'm not sure I understand the combination that grants additional swift actions, but I'm sure that 8 levels of marshal can be worked in there, which means two additional move actions.
EDIT: And if there are no circumstance bonuses figured there, add +10 to his move speed (although the DM might rule he'd have to carry the marshal with him)
Can't we also snag the highest jump check? From the SRD Your Jump check is modified by your speed. If your speed is 30 feet then no modifier based on speed applies to the check. If your speed is less than 30 feet, you take a -6 penalty for every 10 feet of speed less than 30 feet. If your speed is greater than 30 feet, you gain a +4 bonus for every 10 feet beyond 30 feet. ((576,160-30)/10)*4= + 230,452 to jump Of course, I may have been using a fly speed when I grabbed the latest chuck increment, but even if you reduce this by a factor of 10, it's still the record for the highest jump.
One guy said that's 11 miles straight up (~17km). Not to mention that the OP said that the run up is about 48,000 a second; which translates to about 9 miles a second (~14.5 km/s). Taking these into account, you could break past the escape Velocity for a planet with the proportional gravity of earth (11.2 km/s); and at that point wouldn't have to come back down, and just keep going up.
*looks back and forth sneakily* Bring this up at your next sessions; you could use it to jump to the moon(s).
Of course, someone may have already mentioned that. In fact, it's an old joke on some other forums that monks can jump to the moon. But this time, it's backed up with numbers.
... You know what, spacefaring in D&D needs a thread all its own for crazy awsome methods like that.
(P.S. Sorry if this is a necro or something. Just had to say it somewhere.)
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One flaw i significantly found was, In all of his Glorious couchpotatohood, Max Turnage is himself not optimized as the ultimate Cheezestick:
If Max instead trades out one of his numerous Extra Turning feats for a single Leadership feat, would he not be allowed to get his identical twin brother as a Cohort, who would then also charge the insane pool of Chuck, Ruby Knight Windicator. Except that Max's cousin also is identical to max and his brother, allowing for even more turning.
or was this part of the No recursive loops problem?
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