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5 years ago ::
Jun 27, 2008 - 9:11PM
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Ooooh, nice 86! Nothing gets a bad guy down than a giant bowl full of the skulls from your previous victims.
PS: do we have to stop at 101?
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5 years ago ::
Jun 28, 2008 - 10:30AM
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87. Ferry people over a gorge . . . for a price.
88. Create two to use as symbols or turn them up-side down and use as drums
89. Put a body in it and float it through a town to scare all the villagers
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5 years ago ::
Jun 28, 2008 - 10:56AM
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90.) A gaming table that doesn't have legs you can bang your &#@$!!! knee on.
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5 years ago ::
Jun 30, 2008 - 3:56PM
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91. Use to jam pendulum/scythe traps.
92. Hover over those odd colored (and invariably trapped) tiles.
93. Finally stop rolling balance checks. It's not like I put any Dex into my wizard!
94. Scoff at water-walk with it's increased ritual cost.
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5 years ago ::
Jun 30, 2008 - 8:18PM
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95. Place decaying, dead bodies on it and float it into the enemy's courtyard to stink up the place, possibly even spreading disease. 96. Drop a decomposing body in the well of the enemy town and demand exorbitant payment for your Cure Disease effects. 97. 10ft pole? No more! Just land the disc on the ground and drag it on top of the tiles in front of you. If there're pressure plates, illusionary pits or the likes, they'll all be triggered. 98. If you're an Elf or Eladrin and one of the group members upset you, offer to keep watch that night. Fill the disc with feces from the nearest outhouse while they're asleep and dismiss the disc over their heads. It's not like you have to clean the disc afterwards.  99. As above, but use Alchemist's Fire, Acid, Holy Water, etc and rain down 2000 lbs worth of the stuff on your enemy at once. 100. Use as a Fly spell for you, the entire party and all their loot at level 1. (Someone make 101 a good one. )
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5 years ago ::
Jul 01, 2008 - 12:46PM
#56
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101. Use Tenser's Floating Disk and a holocaust cloak to give an ally one hell of a bonus to an intimidate check.*
"The Dread Pirate Roberts has come for your SOOOOOULS!"
[font="-1"]*Or simply use it to draw enemy fire/sow confusion with a mannequin, Ghost Sound for a booming voice, and Prestidigitation to light the cloak on fire.[/font]
And just because this thread is too awesome to be stopped by mundane numbers...
102. Take a page from the script to Explorers and build a party conveyance specifically to be carried by Tenser's Floating Discs. Even at low levels, the weight could be distributed between two discs to compensate for lower Arcana checks. If each was conjured by an elf, you could experience the grandeur and comfort of riding into battle on an oversized sofa that moves almost as fast as a warhorse (14 spaces per round of double-moves) and ignores difficult terrain!
"CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE CHESTERFIELDS OF WAR!"
(I employ zie/zie/zir as a gender-neutral counterpart to he/him/his. Just a heads-up.)
Essentials definitely isn't for me as a player, and I feel that its design and implementation bear serious flaws which fill me with concern for the future of D&D, but I've come to the conclusion that it isn't going to destroy the game that I want to play. Indeed, I think that I could probably run a game for players using Essentials characters without it being much of a problem at all. Time will tell, I suppose.
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5 years ago ::
Jul 01, 2008 - 4:24PM
#57
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THE THREAD LIVES ON!!!!!!!
103 - Cast 2, get some pugil sticks, and have your very own episode of "Points of Light Gladiators."
104 - Easily transport that giant keg of beer for the post-dungeon crawl party. Doubles as a tray for pretzels, too!
105- Sleep off the ground when in the middle of a swamp or other distasteful environment.
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5 years ago ::
Jul 01, 2008 - 5:09PM
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106: I think I saw a few of these in a sports bar holding up the televisions.
107: Didn't the Penguin use one of these in The Blues Brothers?
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5 years ago ::
Jul 04, 2008 - 3:11PM
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108. Use a pair to carry two 5x10 slabs of stone, braced so that they stand up vertically; that way you can not only bring your own cover, but provide yourself with an instant wall if you have to flee.
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5 years ago ::
Jul 04, 2008 - 4:30PM
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109. Find a way to stand them on edge and attach a support between two to sit on. Your very own Tie-Fighter.
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