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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 2:23AM
#11
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Date Joined:
Jun 17, 2007
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Minotaur taunt, from M:tG--
"Your father has no horns! Your mother wears a bell! You drink goat's milk!"
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 2:35AM
#12
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"That's a load of bull!" :D
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 2:58AM
#13
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Date Joined:
Jun 17, 2003
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*I* also played a minotaur cleric, one of Erathis that had turned his back on his race's savage ways. Once, a player yelled in shock:
"Holy Cow!"
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 4:04AM
#14
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Play a Tauren in World of Warcraft. You'll find tons of minotaur humor. 
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 5:51AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 24, 2009
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I'd hate to be there when your minotaur serves milk and goes 'Its fresh!' :P
Any chance he hears a bell and goes 'mom?'
'Your food's so bad I'm regurgitating it twice!'
'Let loose the cows of war!'
Does he dress up as a cheeseburger for halloween?
'Ok ranger, say bullseye one more time and it'll be that last thing you see!'
'There used to be a day when minotaur did not exist, and flying bovines used to escort the dead cows into heaven, but they were brutally massacred and minotaur have risen up to correct that misdeed! We will not suffer that a human eat another buffalo wing!'
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 5:55AM
#16
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Date Joined:
Feb 29, 2008
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Sir Loin, the Divine Bovine?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 8:16AM
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2005
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This thread is awesome. 
Why, yes, as a matter of fact I am the Unfailing Arbiter of All That Is Good Design (Even More So Than The Actual Developers) TMSpeaking of things that were badly designed, please check out this thread for my Minotaur fix. What have the critics said, you ask? "If any of my players ask to play a Minotaur, I'm definitely offering this as an alternative to the official version." - EmpactWB "If I ever feel like playing a Minotaur I'll know where to look!" - Undrave "WoTC if you are reading this - please take this guy's advice." - Ferol_Debtor_of_Torm "Really full of win. A minotaur that is actually attractive for more than just melee classes." - Cpt_Micha Also, check out my recent GENASI variant! If you've ever wished that your Fire Genasi could actually set stuff on fire, your Water Genasi could actually swim, or your Wind Genasi could at least glide, then look no further. Finally, check out my OPTIONS FOR EVERYONE article, an effort to give unique support to the races that WotC keeps forgetting about. Includes new racial feature options for the Changeling, Deva, Githzerai, Gnoll, Gnome, Goliath, Half-Orc, Kalashtar, Minotaur, Shadar-Kai, Thri-Kreen, Warforged and more!
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 3:17PM
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Date Joined:
Apr 28, 2009
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Sir Loin, the Divine Bovine?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
That does it. I'm making a Minotaur Paladin. :D
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 4:04PM
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Date Joined:
May 23, 2007
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Moohamid Ali the minotaur monk.
EDIT: Adding
Bullshido
Your party members can refer to you as the Combatcow.
If you have other minotaur in the party you can get away with yelling things like BattleCattle Charge!
Take stealth and codename yourself CowMooflauge.
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 7:26PM
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Alright, you asked for it! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cowswithgunsWe will fight for bovine freedom and hold our large heads high!
An Orc walks into a bar. The Human and the Elf laugh at the hapless Orc. The dwarf walks under it scowling and doesn't laugh. He doesn't see the humor. It was all over his head
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