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4 years ago ::
Jul 18, 2009 - 9:48AM
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Date Joined:
Jul 31, 2007
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So I'm playing a huge Minotaur STR based cleric who worships a god of strength, where might makes right and has a Klingon like martial code about him.
He's really serious, but with a dry sense of cow humor. He basically really likes to screw with people.
He uses cheesey lines like, "What's your beef?" or "You coward" or "What a heifer!" then will start laughing like mad. As soon as other people start laughing he'll intimidate people.
"What you think that's funny cause I said beef!" Then will wait for them to back peddle and apologize. Anyway, you get the idea.
Anyway I'm looking for a good funny name for my minotaur and also cheesy lines for him to say.
Any suggestions?
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4 years ago ::
Jul 18, 2009 - 9:58AM
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Take the bull by the horns and call him "Tiny"
An Orc walks into a bar. The Human and the Elf laugh at the hapless Orc. The dwarf walks under it scowling and doesn't laugh. He doesn't see the humor. It was all over his head
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4 years ago ::
Jul 18, 2009 - 3:26PM
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My favorite punch line for my old minotaur barbarian- after droping an enemy "Got Milk".
You could call him Beisy and have him think its a very manly name.
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4 years ago ::
Jul 18, 2009 - 3:28PM
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Or hell, call him Angus. It's a real name!
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4 years ago ::
Jul 18, 2009 - 5:51PM
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Date Joined:
Apr 28, 2009
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This doesn't beat Angus, but I did some research recently while trying to name a Minotaur (Bjorkus made the DM think of Björk and swan tutus:P). According to behindthename.com, Bo and its variant Bosse are good scandinavian names. Also, bo and bos refer to bovines in gaelic and latin, respectively. With Bosse you have all of the above, and you can do the same thing Humanmind suggested for Bessie. Or you could shorten it to Boss.
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4 years ago ::
Jul 18, 2009 - 6:43PM
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Date Joined:
Jan 23, 2008
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A Minotaur is enjoying a drink at the bar of a tavern by himself. A Human saunters up to him, and orders a drink of his own. He sees that the Minotaur has a pair of manacles on his belt, along with a badge to indicate him as some sort of Law Enforcement officer. His innebriated mind can't help but wonder. Without hesitation, the human blurts out,
"So, what do you do with Minotaur criminals, anyway?"
The minotaur turns, and looks at the man,
"We take them Outback."
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4 years ago ::
Jul 18, 2009 - 8:02PM
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"I'm here to chew cud and kick butt! And I'm fresh out of cud!" Mr. T-Bone
An Orc walks into a bar. The Human and the Elf laugh at the hapless Orc. The dwarf walks under it scowling and doesn't laugh. He doesn't see the humor. It was all over his head
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4 years ago ::
Jul 18, 2009 - 8:06PM
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Or you could shorten it to Boss.
Only if he has a Goblin who follows him around, taking orders.
"Sure Boss! Whatever you say Boss!" may get old though. 
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 1:59AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 24, 2009
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If you made him a minotaur rogue you could always call him CowLevel and when he goes into hiding after engaging some enemies they'd probably say 'there is no cowlevel!' :P (Diablo 1 reference)
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4 years ago ::
Jul 19, 2009 - 2:03AM
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Call him Buttercup. Just not to his face.
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