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4 years ago ::
Jun 29, 2009 - 6:02PM
#11
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Date Joined:
May 21, 2009
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20) "Oops." - Rogue failing a check to disarm a trap. Hilarity and stomache-churning carnage ensue.
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4 years ago ::
Jun 29, 2009 - 6:23PM
#12
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Date Joined:
Dec 28, 2005
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21) Screw it...I drop Fireball!
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4 years ago ::
Jun 30, 2009 - 12:45AM
#13
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! please tell me they actually had to do the fight again XD
Yes we did. It was a TPK. That player was never EVER aloud to play a barbarian again.
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4 years ago ::
Jun 30, 2009 - 12:45AM
#14
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22. "How do you guys feel about rolling up some new characters before this session? You know. Just in case."
23. "Roll for sanity."
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4 years ago ::
Jul 01, 2009 - 11:35AM
#15
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24. "I whip it out and pee on the zombie." (this actually happened in one of my dm's previous groups)
25. "This kinda reminds me of Silent Hill."
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4 years ago ::
Jul 01, 2009 - 1:30PM
#16
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Date Joined:
Nov 29, 2007
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26. (we were fighting a shadow demon) "I cast magic missile. AT THE DARKNESS!!!"
27. (One player was running a womanizing fighter and he runs into a pregnant women claim to be carrying his child) "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
28. (I was playing a Deva Invoker that died, but none of us wanted to wait for me to make a new PC so the DM had my Deva be reborn right after I died.) The DM flips a coin. "Tails. Your now woman." Flips it again "Heads. And your naked."
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4 years ago ::
Jul 01, 2009 - 2:46PM
#17
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Date Joined:
Jun 30, 2005
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From the cleric: "I'm pregnant" (Amusingly, the DM dreads this more.)
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4 years ago ::
Jul 06, 2009 - 2:11PM
#18
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Date Joined:
Nov 29, 2007
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I had a fantastic DM named Justin who used to get some of his words slightly confused so: 30. The warrior is HUGE! And he is dressed in loose fitting cossacks! (he meant cassocks) 31. (We were playing Vampire: Middle Ages) Your enemy stands before you, menacingly wielding a lightsabre! (he meant light CAVALRY sabre) And here are some from the game I'm DMing: 32. ("You want me to SEDUCE the bartender?!") "He's a gnome. You won't feel a thing." 33. (Just before facing the end-of-campaign Boss) "Did we remember to rest before coming here?" 
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4 years ago ::
Jul 07, 2009 - 8:19PM
#19
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Date Joined:
Apr 12, 2009
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(After a moment of frustration dealing with one of the other PCs) "**** it, Eldritch Blast."
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4 years ago ::
Jul 07, 2009 - 8:43PM
#20
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Date Joined:
Jan 15, 2009
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As DM:
You guys all have a Reflex of 91, right?
Shaman: "Why doesn't the squirrel shoot the wizard?"
DM: "Because the last squirrel who tried to shoot the wizard missed, then was pulled out of his tree and incinerated."
Wizard: "He has a point."
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