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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 7:02PM
#11
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Date Joined:
Jul 15, 2008
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34) You fight like a halfling! (this one is particularly fun if your group likes to make as much fun of the halfing PC as mine does)
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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 7:18PM
#12
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Date Joined:
Sep 24, 2005
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I can't believe it's not up yet.
35) Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
36) I fart in your general direction.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 8:28PM
#13
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Date Joined:
Feb 21, 2009
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37) That was better, but I'm afraid, still not good enough.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 9:04PM
#14
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Date Joined:
Jun 16, 2006
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38) grumish cleric; Hey, maby if I jab out your eye you might actualy hit me.
39) quit ~trying~ to hit me and ~hit~ me (morpheous)
40) Wow, there are no words in elvish, ent or the tongue of man to describe how much you suck.
Artful dodger: you stupid son of a Bi-
Shifter paladin pc: DONT, finish that sentance!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 02, 2009 - 5:33AM
#15
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Date Joined:
Aug 29, 2007
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41. "I 'd compare your fighting style to that of a Kobold - if I 'd wish to insult a Kobold."
42. "I could insult your mother at this instance, but I 'm afraid the greatest insult to your mother is your continued existence."
43. "I have seen seen things growing on old bread which are smarter than you."
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4 years ago ::
Mar 02, 2009 - 6:36AM
#16
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Date Joined:
Nov 12, 2007
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44) Stop poking me! its bothersome!
45) No, no. Try again.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 02, 2009 - 8:23AM
#17
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Date Joined:
Nov 14, 2006
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46. Balor? More like.....Lamor
47. Wait, wait, stop! Oh, you already did. My bad.
48. How weird. I just stabbed you in a critical artery and you're still having trouble accepting your demise. How awkward is this for you?
49. (Pull out a rock out of your pocket in the midst of combat) One second, this is my sending stone. Hello? What? Kegger at Todd's? Dude, I'll be there in like (appraise the enemy) 3 rounds, tops.
50. A great warrior, I was told. A fight to last the ages. An epic unfolding of my might. I hate it when the travel brochure lies.
51. Why, yes, this is a +3 longsword in my hand and of course I'm delighted to see you.
52. What was your name again? Target Practice?
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4 years ago ::
Mar 02, 2009 - 2:36PM
#18
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Date Joined:
Sep 23, 2007
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I swear, quality control these days. I asked for a straw dummy and what do they give me? One made of paper
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4 years ago ::
Mar 02, 2009 - 6:43PM
#19
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54. How the hell am I supposed to take your blasts of necrotic energy seriously when you don't have a godsforsaken evil plot?
55. (Particularly funny if the character saying it is a bard) Okay-for the sake of drama I'm going to pretend that that pathetic attack of yours mortally wounded me. *Gasp!!* Dark Mistress of Winter I am finally yours *Pretend faint*
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4 years ago ::
Mar 02, 2009 - 8:49PM
#20
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56) [To halflings] Your dad must have been a hobo, and your mom... A RABBIT!!!
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