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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 2:24AM
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Date Joined:
Aug 29, 2007
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80. I was told we were fighting men, but all I see are little girls!
80.a. Answer from an ally (most suitable for dwarves & half-orcs): "Well, mate, that's Elves for ya!"
80.b. Answer from a young female gnome/halfling: "Watch it! I am a little girl, and I fight better than those guys! Actually, I fought better in Kindergarten!"
101. Have you EVER killed someone? Did they win a Darwin Award for that?!
Hurhurhurhur!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 2:31AM
#52
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102. Is there a school for the UN-gifted, where they teach you how to be so pathetic? 
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 2:33AM
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103. [To enemy spellcaster:] I bet that's not the only wand/staff that you have trouble impressing with...
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 2:53AM
#54
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104. Blast! You do realize that because you're so hopeless...this means that I won't be scoring any hazard pay!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 3:28AM
#55
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105. You were a wizard that got killed by a housecat in a previous edition, weren't you?...
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 4:48AM
#56
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106. You must be REALLY glad that there aren't any bards around....hmmm, come to think of it...I am really glad that there aren't any bards around. Wouldn't want them singing tales about how we defeated you and all of your lame-***** friends...
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 4:49AM
#57
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107. Today may be a good day to die...but it certainly won't be because of you...
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 5:17AM
#58
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108. I'm reasonably certain that your last attack wouldn't have even harmed the squishy members of my party...how sad is it when the wizard is laughing at your feeble attempts?
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 7:16PM
#59
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109. "Come! Show me what passes for fury amongst your misbegotten kind!"
Particularly useful as a Paladin taunt, especially if s/he's the overzealous type.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 7:44PM
#60
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2008
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Here's a couple of religion taunts. If you think up some, follow mine up!
110. Your god came to me in a dream last night. He said you wet the bed!
111. By looking at your face, I can tell your god is a humorous one!
112. I can tell you worship the god of queers by how you swing your sword with a limp wrist!
113. (Follow-Up) I bet he thinks you're *faaaabulous!*
114. I come bearing a message from your Creator. It reads "Fight like a man, you pansy!"
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