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4 years ago ::
Mar 03, 2009 - 7:31PM
#31
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Date Joined:
Feb 28, 2007
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65) *Thrust rapier* How was that one? Your sister was especially fond of that one.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 03, 2009 - 9:48PM
#32
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 Nice!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 04, 2009 - 8:15PM
#33
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Date Joined:
Oct 26, 2008
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66) Did you mom make that armor?
67) Hey, don't worry when you run home crying to your mommy I'm sure she'll comfort you.
68) Oh yeah, wanted to tell you the exit is over there...you know, for after I kick your ass.
69) Ah, daddy didn't love you enough as a child did he?
70) You call that an attack? My grandmother swings a battleaxe harder than you!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 05, 2009 - 8:09AM
#34
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HEY! I'm only a little bit french, and haven't seen that movie in like five years! For the record: 50 % scottish, 25 % vietnamese, 25 % french. So I'm NOT a frenchie! (technically) 
No, no, no. baneofelves, your line here is:
"Well, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!"
PtM :D
Your house-rules suck.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 06, 2009 - 10:50PM
#35
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Date Joined:
Feb 18, 2009
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71) You're ugly, and your squire dresses you funny.
72) What's the difference between your armor and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!
73) You fight like a minion.
74) When you're done practicing, shall we try it for real?
75) What's your alignment, lawful stupid?
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4 years ago ::
Mar 07, 2009 - 1:23AM
#36
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Date Joined:
Jun 16, 2006
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66) Did you mom make that armor?
What? you got a problem with dwarven craftmanship?
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4 years ago ::
Mar 10, 2009 - 2:34PM
#37
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Date Joined:
Jan 23, 2008
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72) What's the difference between your armor and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 12, 2009 - 7:23PM
#38
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Date Joined:
Jun 17, 2007
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75) Oh, was that supposed to hurt? (melodramatically) Owww! Oh oww! (normal voice) There, feel better now?
76) You do realize the *pointy* end goes toward the other guy?
77) Recess is over! Go back to class now!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 14, 2009 - 7:13AM
#39
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Date Joined:
Jun 17, 2007
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78) You want to know why your attacks don't work? Behind this armor is Awesomeness, and Awesomeness is sword-proof.
79) (this is from MtG, you can use it to taunt a minotaur) Your father has no horns! Your mother wears a bell! You drink goat's milk!
80) Ooooh, so you're my soon-to-be experience points. Glad to meet you.
81) You call that "fighting"? I call it "brutish dancing using pointed stuff with creepy sexual undertones".
82) I looove your incompetence. It provokes me to kill. *stab*
83) You fight like an armless, legless, blind and deaf goblin girl!
84) You're as lame as a kobold. Not the metaphorical lame kobold, mind you, but the literal lame kobold, who might have stepped on a trap or something.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 16, 2009 - 8:21AM
#40
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Date Joined:
Jan 24, 2009
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this one came up, by one of my fellow players, in a session, where we confronted a group of booze smugglers at their hideout.
79) something doesn't smell right here. *turns his gaze upon an especially unwashed*. most notably, you!
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