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4 years ago ::
Apr 27, 2009 - 7:38PM
#111
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Date Joined:
Jan 22, 2009
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239. LUBASH SMASH FACE!(look in phb2, you'll find the name "Lubash")
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4 years ago ::
Apr 28, 2009 - 8:10AM
#112
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240: What's wrong with you? My practice dummy hits back more often than you do.
It isn't evil, it isn't good, it's only what the people miss.
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4 years ago ::
Apr 30, 2009 - 12:44PM
#113
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Date Joined:
Aug 21, 2008
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241: (a Warlord using "commander's strike")
Attack that hot chick and make her bleed.
242: Did you see that coming? No,you didn't *splorch*
243: I saw my grandmother doing more damage with a rusted knife.
244: Are you even trying?
245: I hope you got some band-aid *hit*
246: You cannot kill the air,don't you know it?
247: All your bones are belong to me
248: (you just missed your target) I'm just copying you,what do you expect?
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4 years ago ::
May 07, 2009 - 10:52PM
#114
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Date Joined:
Mar 19, 2009
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Battlecries from my Elven Ranger
249: Crossbow? I'm shooting giant TOOTHPICKS!
250: You're FOOD.
251: MY NAME IS HELBAN and YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER MEAL.
252: Guess how I pay for all my stuff?
253: FEED ME!
254: I hear (Dragon/Mindflayer/Lich/Orcus) tastes like CHICKEN.
255: P'tahk! You fight like a roasted targ.
256: You really should be more appreciative. I spend a lot of time working on my battlecries. I mean, really. To me, you're just another body to loot. But out of consideration, I go out of my way to make sure your death is full of funny and memorable banter. Yes. You will die, but we'll all look back on this day and have a good laugh. Well, I will at least.
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4 years ago ::
May 07, 2009 - 11:34PM
#115
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Date Joined:
Apr 25, 2009
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257. That was a poor move. Mine is better. *kills*
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4 years ago ::
May 08, 2009 - 1:28AM
#116
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Date Joined:
Mar 12, 2006
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258. I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' And to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a repeating crossbow, the most powerful crossbow in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, PUNK?
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4 years ago ::
May 08, 2009 - 3:58PM
#117
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Date Joined:
Jun 15, 2004
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259.(from the comics)[SIZE="7"][FONT="Book Antiqua"]hulk smash!!!!!!!!![/[/FONT]SIZE]
hello everybody!!!!!!!
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4 years ago ::
Jun 15, 2009 - 6:27PM
#118
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Crying babies are dying babies. (Use after Vicious Mockery as bloodied someone)
You couldn't trip over your own spear if you tried.
Pax Pro Eo Optimus Arma
Teabeeyea
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4 years ago ::
Jun 16, 2009 - 10:59AM
#119
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Date Joined:
Jun 11, 2009
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1. THIS is MY BOOMSTICK! (Points wand and fires)
2. “Don’t they have any respect for tradition? Whatever happened to just clawing people to death?” (Response to lycanthropes using weapons)
3. “Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." (Any spellcaster)
4. "Sorry, boys. If someone's gonna eat this girl, that's gonna be me" (Said by my female Dhampyre when confronted with a bunch of hungrey gnolls with a hostage)5. "Does that make me evil?" (when I pretty much caused a monster to explode from the force of my Daily)
6. "Let's face it, blowing up thing's is just fun" (said with a shrug)
7. Are you suicidal, or just stupid?!(Response to a minion charging my Paladin)
8. "We won't be able to take them, head on."
"Not with the way you fight, we won't!" (My Warlock being snarky to my friends fighter)
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4 years ago ::
Jun 16, 2009 - 2:12PM
#120
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271; (from a female minotaur) Got milk!
272; (to an ogre) Duh, you don't hit too good.
273; (from a dwarf) Aim lower.
274; See this shiny metal thing I'm wearing? It's called armor. You have to aim for the gaps.
275; You call that aiming!!
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