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4 years ago ::
Feb 28, 2009 - 2:45PM
#1
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Date Joined:
Dec 11, 2008
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What are some of your favorite insults to throw while your character is fighting? Here's a few to get us started...
1. You fight like a pregnant cow
2. A gimpy kobold child with the flu is scarier than you
3. You're more likely to hit me if you keep your weapon sheathed
4. (when a male enemy pulls out a dagger) Don't use a weapon that's half the size of everyone else's; but I'm sure your woman tells you that all the time
5. You were the gimpy dumb one of the litter, weren't you?
6. You have the mouth of an otyugh; and the face; and the stink
7. You leave your defenses wide open, like your mom does her legs
8. Your god is laughing at you right now
9. Did your baby sister teach you that move?
10. (when an enemy hits you) Huh, 10 more blows like that might sting
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4 years ago ::
Feb 28, 2009 - 5:00PM
#2
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11. I've seen kobold infants that fight better than you. Even the lame runts.
12. Wait. I know why you aren't fighting well. You're secretly a lame, elderly kobold with a terminal disease!
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4 years ago ::
Feb 28, 2009 - 6:45PM
#3
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13.) Hm? Did I feel something just now?
14.) No, no, no. THIS is how you swing a sword!
15.) (Derisive Laughter)
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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 5:02AM
#4
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16) Your screams are that of a jewish pizza!
17) APAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPA!!!
18) Your killing intent is that of a man trying to drown a fish!
19) Should I start trying now?
20) Whoops, am I really beating you that bad?
21) (all time best) Hey! You! You suck!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 5:47AM
#5
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Date Joined:
Dec 11, 2008
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22. (pointing at enemies, but addressing the other PC's) This is why you don't date your sisters
23. Are you trying to hit me, or were those last 10 swings warning shots?
24. So you're from a noble bloodline? You know that keeping a bloodline pure requires inbreeding, don't you?
25. You need to tell your mom that it takes a village to RAISE a child, not to conceive one
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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 6:46AM
#6
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Date Joined:
Jul 22, 2008
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26) Bah, you couldn't hit water if you fell off a boat.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 9:28AM
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27) (I'm surprised it's not up yet) You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn (-13 AC FTW)
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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 9:46AM
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Date Joined:
Apr 20, 2007
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28) Who taught you how to fight? A dead lemur?
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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 10:21AM
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Date Joined:
Dec 28, 2005
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29) No, STOP! HAHAHA!!! Sto....That TICKLES!!!!
30) [For tall/large characters. I've used this IRL before] You missed me? Look at me! How could you MISS me!?!
31.A) [with expected rythmic flair] Every hit you can hit I can hit betterrrrrrr
31.B) [with expected rythmic flair] I can hit every hit better than you!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 01, 2009 - 6:42PM
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Date Joined:
Jan 26, 2009
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32) (said to a mindflayer) Didn't I see your mother on a seafood platter last night?
33) Were those your minions?
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