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4 years ago ::
Mar 16, 2009 - 1:31PM
#41
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2008
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80. I was told we were fighting men, but all I see are little girls!
81. Could you be any more clumsy? Maybe I should let you hit me so I won't feel so guilty for picking on a little kid!
82. Who taught you to fight, your mother? I bet, and she's twice the man you are!
83. Let's make a deal! I'll stop embarassing you, and you stop wearing women's undergarments!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 16, 2009 - 2:10PM
#42
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Date Joined:
Mar 16, 2009
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84. *point derisively at the enemy* This is what you woke me up for?
85. Come and face me! Or did you forget how to wear your pants?
86. I'd rather stick my weapon in a dung heap than dirty it on you.
87. Last night your mother wore me out more than you are right now.
88. Are you trying to make me overconfident or are you actually this bad?
89. Oh come on! Avoiding dirty things in the gutter is more difficult than this! Which reminds me, you do look familiar.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 16, 2009 - 3:38PM
#43
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90. (Orc Taunt) This fight won't be worth a scar.
91. You fight like you were dropped as a child...or kicked.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 16, 2009 - 7:00PM
#44
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Date Joined:
Nov 19, 2007
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92. I'll give you 3 rounds to figure out how that weapon works, and then I'm going to stab you... or maybe Paul will. Depends on who's patience is shortest
93. What happened to the good old days when bandits and marauders were all like... scary and stuff. You guys suck.
94. (bard starts singing) And Iiiiiiii-Iiiii, will alwaaaays love youuuuuuuuu *kills him* ... Uhh. Oops.
95. (after dealing ongoing damage) Ooh, I saw this at a play once. "Wait, wait, this is it. I've seen this. I was supposed to stand here. Right here. And you... you were right there. And then I was supposed to say something. I was supposed to say..." Hey, you can't die yet. Damn it! Every time!!!
96. Screw this, I'm leaving... come back when you level up. I won't even get XP from this. #)&%@!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 16, 2009 - 7:50PM
#45
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2008
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I figure taunts are supposed to be things that get your enemies riled up, ticked off, or generally lose their cool.
So when your taunts use the formula "Witty comment, enemy dies" that really is counterproductive, at least I was under that impression!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 16, 2009 - 7:54PM
#46
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Date Joined:
Sep 28, 2007
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97. You look like Mialee!
Resident Piggles Zombie piggy is eatin' your sigs om nom nom (>*o*)> MTG Card
Show
Front:
PigKnight, One Line Poster (3W)
Legendary Creature - Boar Knight
Vigilance
When this creature dies, return him to play and transform him.
(2/3)
>(5/3)<
Back:
(Black)ZombiePiggles, Eater of Tomato Sauce
Legendary Creature - Boar Knight Zombie
Trample, Intimidate
B: Regenerate this creature.
When this creature is the target of a white spell, transform this creature.
(5/3)
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 2:06AM
#47
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98. I'm not sure who should be more humiliated...You, for being so horrifically inept at combat...Or...Me, for allowing you to prove it to the multiverse...
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 2:09AM
#48
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99. Was it a goal of your life to spend your LAST six seconds embarrassing yourself or is that just a happy coincidence?
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 2:10AM
#49
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100. You are hereby added to the list of the "100 most embarrassing ways to die."
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4 years ago ::
Mar 17, 2009 - 2:11AM
#50
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101. Have you EVER killed someone? Did they win a Darwin Award for that?!
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