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4 years ago ::
Mar 02, 2009 - 8:54PM
#21
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57) Your father was a hamster, and your mother was an elderberry! (Monty Python's the Holy Grail)
58) My my! Even the French fight better than you! (I am part french, so no calls of racism, got it?!)
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4 years ago ::
Mar 02, 2009 - 11:53PM
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Date Joined:
Jun 16, 2006
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59) Do us all a favor and go headbutt a mindflayer!
60) so who is your pact with? the elder god of self punishment?
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4 years ago ::
Mar 03, 2009 - 12:21AM
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Date Joined:
May 26, 2007
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61) Your camels do not breed true!
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4 years ago ::
Mar 03, 2009 - 1:37AM
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52. What was your name again? Target Practice?
I lol'd.
One of the funniest insults requires no words.
Your character just pulls out a book and starts reading in the middle of battle while fending off one or more enemies effortlessly. Lol.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 03, 2009 - 6:35AM
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63) I ran an enconter with evil warforged fighters who marked their targets by telling a "Yo Mama" joke. It made the PC's so mad that they really wanted to kill them but they were also laughing too hard to care much.
Personal favorite "Yo mamma is so fat she eats wheat thicks"
it was extra insulting since I told all of the jokes in a robot voice and then a robot laugh afterward.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 03, 2009 - 7:35AM
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My (female) drow rogue was always rather fond of: "You fight like a male!"
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4 years ago ::
Mar 03, 2009 - 8:09AM
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Date Joined:
Aug 29, 2007
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45) No, no. Try again.
I have to nick this for a Bravura Warlord using Brash Assault
55. (Particularly funny if the character saying it is a bard) Okay-for the sake of drama I'm going to pretend that that pathetic attack of yours mortally wounded me. *Gasp!!* Dark Mistress of Winter I am finally yours *Pretend faint*
Top marks for roleplaying.
One of the funniest insults requires no words.
Your character just pulls out a book and starts reading in the middle of battle while fending off one or more enemies effortlessly. Lol.
Consider this nicked, too! It would work rather fine with my gnomish accountant and part-time loremaster (Warlord/Wizard) who 's not much of a fighter (well, he is, but he prefers to let others do the job (Commander's Strike, Opening Shove).
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4 years ago ::
Mar 03, 2009 - 8:35AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 14, 2006
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57) Your father was a hamster, and your mother was an elderberry! (Monty Python's the Holy Grail)
58) My my! Even the French fight better than you! (I am part french, so no calls of racism, got it?!)
Well leave it to a Frenchie to botch "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
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4 years ago ::
Mar 03, 2009 - 9:03AM
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Well leave it to a Frenchie to botch "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
At which point you should follow up with:
"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!" 
PtM
Your house-rules suck.
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4 years ago ::
Mar 03, 2009 - 3:43PM
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Well leave it to a Frenchie to botch "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
HEY! I'm only a little bit french, and haven't seen that movie in like five years! For the record: 50 % scottish, 25 % vietnamese, 25 % french. So I'm NOT a frenchie! (technically) 
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