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4 years ago  ::  Jul 11, 2009 - 12:24PM #141
Jimbolaoo7
Date Joined: Mar 24, 2009
Posts: 64
elf ranger archer

216. [to rest of party] Wait guys, you're actually going to let me use my longsword. [to enemy] They never let me use this!
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 11, 2009 - 7:02PM #142
Ocarina_Guy
Date Joined: Jun 7, 2008
Posts: 607
317. You spellcasting or flyswatting?
318. That thing's called a "(name of weapon)." I see you've mastered Lesson One: Don't Hold the (Pointy/Sharp/Big) End. Lesson Two (stab here): Don't Accept Fighting Lessons from Someone Who's Trying to Kill You.
319 (best used when disarming). You could put your eye out with that!
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 12, 2009 - 12:49PM #143
abraham
Date Joined: Jun 15, 2004
Posts: 808
320.wyooo wyooo wyooo(said like curly of the three stoges:D )
321.whats up doc?
hello everybody!!!!!!!
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 12, 2009 - 1:08PM #144
Mantid
Date Joined: Jun 12, 2009
Posts: 41
332: (said by warforged) Threat level: Does not compute, levels this low are incaculatable,
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 12, 2009 - 1:25PM #145
tindersticks
Date Joined: Jul 5, 2009
Posts: 11
323: Wait..I cant do this anymore (whistles) Sis you take him..Dont worry shes strong for a 12 year old.
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 13, 2009 - 8:51AM #146
Zackblack
Date Joined: May 19, 2009
Posts: 301

baneofelves wrote:

HEY! I'm only a little bit french, and haven't seen that movie in like five years! For the record: 50 % scottish, 25 % vietnamese, 25 % french. So I'm NOT a frenchie! (technically)


...then I guess you are a raciest. :P

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4 years ago  ::  Jul 20, 2009 - 3:05PM #147
Zorae42
Date Joined: May 5, 2009
Posts: 20
324. (swordmage after using their aegis) Can't let you do that _____

325. Do a barrel roll!
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 20, 2009 - 3:29PM #148
CoarseDragon
Date Joined: Jun 28, 2005
Posts: 369
326. You look like you need more iron in your diet. Have some of mine.
327. You must be that milk-toast people were talking about.
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 21, 2009 - 9:26PM #149
SeefiLus
Date Joined: Jun 17, 2009
Posts: 4
328. How's that quivering palm taste, dent-head? (after dealing ridiculous damage to a Garngrath's head).
329. Your strength is that of a Tari... A Tari whose been hitting the Esperweed too hard.
330. You're such a Bone head. (Very effective in use with skeletons and bone oozes)
331. Sadira, you're a *****.
332. Ah, man. And I thought a dragon's breath was deadly...
333. When you're dead I shall assemble you in a humorous fashion! (Again, works well with skeletons, and some constructs)
334. Do you mind if I play the xylophone on your chest? I mean let's face it, you might as well be useful, and we might go easy on you. (More skeleton humor)
335. It seems I've stolen your heart, too bad I don't swing that way. (After ripping out a Cerebrelith's heart)
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4 years ago  ::  Jul 22, 2009 - 7:17AM #150
chanter_hound
Date Joined: Aug 11, 2006
Posts: 2,008
336. Who is your father and what does he do?
337. What comes after L? Bow!
338. Yippy Ki yea...
339. I'm gonna rip your head off and make it my puppet!
340. Your my wife now.
341. Archers got a big butt!
342. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
343. Order now, and i'll throw in an extra beating absolutly free!
345. Oh you like spacial disorientation dont you?
346. Allow me to assist you with your scuicide!
I'd get along more with people if they didn't jump onto a hyberbole every single time you say something they don't understand.
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