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Switch to Forum Live View 1001 Taunts for Combat
4 years ago  ::  Mar 01, 2009 - 7:02PM #11
Klivian
Date Joined: Jul 15, 2008
Posts: 178
34) You fight like a halfling! (this one is particularly fun if your group likes to make as much fun of the halfing PC as mine does)
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4 years ago  ::  Mar 01, 2009 - 7:18PM #12
Avatar28
Date Joined: Sep 24, 2005
Posts: 289
I can't believe it's not up yet.

35) Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
36) I fart in your general direction.
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4 years ago  ::  Mar 01, 2009 - 8:28PM #13
StringnLightswitch
Date Joined: Feb 21, 2009
Posts: 110
37) That was better, but I'm afraid, still not good enough.
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4 years ago  ::  Mar 01, 2009 - 9:04PM #14
Demetri_Knighthawk
Date Joined: Jun 16, 2006
Posts: 1,455
38) grumish cleric; Hey, maby if I jab out your eye you might actualy hit me.
39) quit ~trying~ to hit me and ~hit~ me (morpheous)
40) Wow, there are no words in elvish, ent or the tongue of man to describe how much you suck.


Artful dodger: you stupid son of a Bi-
Shifter paladin pc: DONT, finish that sentance!
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4 years ago  ::  Mar 02, 2009 - 5:33AM #15
CaptnMorgrim
Date Joined: Aug 29, 2007
Posts: 495
41. "I 'd compare your fighting style to that of a Kobold - if I 'd wish to insult a Kobold."
42. "I could insult your mother at this instance, but I 'm afraid the greatest insult to your mother is your continued existence."
43. "I have seen seen things growing on old bread which are smarter than you."
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4 years ago  ::  Mar 02, 2009 - 6:36AM #16
Wyrmnax
Date Joined: Nov 12, 2007
Posts: 221
44) Stop poking me! its bothersome!

45) No, no. Try again.
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4 years ago  ::  Mar 02, 2009 - 8:23AM #17
MarcelusDragonsbane
Date Joined: Nov 14, 2006
Posts: 177
46. Balor? More like.....Lamor
47. Wait, wait, stop! Oh, you already did. My bad.
48. How weird. I just stabbed you in a critical artery and you're still having trouble accepting your demise. How awkward is this for you?
49. (Pull out a rock out of your pocket in the midst of combat) One second, this is my sending stone. Hello? What? Kegger at Todd's? Dude, I'll be there in like (appraise the enemy) 3 rounds, tops.
50. A great warrior, I was told. A fight to last the ages. An epic unfolding of my might. I hate it when the travel brochure lies.
51. Why, yes, this is a +3 longsword in my hand and of course I'm delighted to see you.
52. What was your name again? Target Practice?
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4 years ago  ::  Mar 02, 2009 - 2:36PM #18
Arcanisk
Date Joined: Sep 23, 2007
Posts: 45
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I swear, quality control these days. I asked for a straw dummy and what do they give me? One made of paper
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4 years ago  ::  Mar 02, 2009 - 6:43PM #19
johnthedm7000
  • Stampeding Hybrid
Date Joined: Dec 6, 2007
Posts: 729
54. How the hell am I supposed to take your blasts of necrotic energy seriously when you don't have a godsforsaken evil plot?

55. (Particularly funny if the character saying it is a bard) Okay-for the sake of drama I'm going to pretend that that pathetic attack of yours mortally wounded me. *Gasp!!* Dark Mistress of Winter I am finally yours *Pretend faint*
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4 years ago  ::  Mar 02, 2009 - 8:49PM #20
mathew99
Date Joined: Aug 7, 2006
Posts: 47
56) [To halflings] Your dad must have been a hobo, and your mom... A RABBIT!!!
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