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4 years ago ::
Apr 19, 2009 - 1:53PM
#101
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218.(responding to the above)then I'll cut you into eighthlings in turn!
hello everybody!!!!!!!
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4 years ago ::
Apr 19, 2009 - 9:41PM
#102
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219. No, no, no. Do it like this. (turn to other enemy and cut him down.)
220. My women aren't lamenting. At this point, they're just laughing.
221. I've seen dead things fight better than you! (don't mention they were death knights.)
222. I'm sorry, were you casting a spell? I thought you were composing a poem.
223. You get better results if you aim.
224. (this only works against beholders) You poor example of beholderhood!
225. Go boil your bottoms, (nationality) pig-dogs!
226. You fight like a particularly effeminate elf.
226a. In fact, go get some elves. They'll be more challenging.
227. Do you realize that, if I take the time to kill you and loot your corpse, I'll lose 12.6 SP for the two rounds' work?
227+1. I'd compare you to Rincewind, but that insults the (comparatively) noble profession of being a Wizzard. With two Zs.
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4 years ago ::
Apr 20, 2009 - 9:30AM
#103
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218.(responding to the above)then I'll cut you into eighthlings in turn!
Uh oh. Time for another halfling slur.
228. Reply: "Oh really? I'm not the one whose entire race is named after a fraction! So where's the rest of you?"
PtM
Your house-rules suck.
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4 years ago ::
Apr 21, 2009 - 10:26AM
#104
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229: Your mother must have cried tears of joy when you were born. Tell me, has she stopped yet?
230: Your odor makes me nostalgic for the time I was employed at the lord's stables.
231: I know you're a half-elf, but why is the other half suck? (frustratedly to a fellow PC after the third failed hit)
232: I can tell you're not the sharpest sticks in the mud around these parts, so let me show you how we do this. Step 1: This weapon. Step 2: Your face. Lather, rinse, and repeat. (Ranger's Twin Strike while felling two minions)
It isn't evil, it isn't good, it's only what the people miss.
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4 years ago ::
Apr 26, 2009 - 12:03PM
#105
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Date Joined:
Jun 15, 2004
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233.stop tickling me,wash off your makeup & fight me!
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4 years ago ::
Apr 26, 2009 - 3:23PM
#106
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Date Joined:
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234. Too afraid of hurting me?
WoTC has gotten rid of the forums I came to know and love, if you think that the old Gleemax forums should be restored, add this to your signature.
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4 years ago ::
Apr 26, 2009 - 3:26PM
#107
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Date Joined:
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One for my dragonborn pally "You missed! How could you miss all 7 feet and 9 inches of me?!"
WoTC has gotten rid of the forums I came to know and love, if you think that the old Gleemax forums should be restored, add this to your signature.
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4 years ago ::
Apr 26, 2009 - 4:20PM
#108
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Date Joined:
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236.one for the pixie member to the 235
the same way you missed the 2.5 feet of me!
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4 years ago ::
Apr 27, 2009 - 7:20PM
#109
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237. In response to the two above:
"Come now, size isn't everything! But I'm preaching to the choir, I'm sure you both have heard that plenty of times!"
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4 years ago ::
Apr 27, 2009 - 7:24PM
#110
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238. Your fireballs can't even boil water!
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