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5 years ago ::
Oct 23, 2008 - 12:59PM
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Date Joined:
Feb 18, 2008
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59. "Vengeance Unlimited": Your Master gave you your pact boon in exchange for a favor. ANY favor. At any point in the future. He hasn't collected yet, but you live in the knowledge that, at any moment, Don Corleone could show up at the morgue. . .
60. Visible Markings: You now have a giant pentagram carved into your forehead. Explain that to the local Paladin.
61. Audited: At the end of every month, your manager shows up from the Pit and audits your performance, critiquing the quality of the souls you've sent to them.
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5 years ago ::
Oct 23, 2008 - 1:23PM
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Date Joined:
Jul 21, 2008
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60. Ravenous: You are always hungry or thirsty. Nothing sates your constantly grumbling stomach, nothing quenches your parched mouth. You have the feeling something out there could do, you crave it and in your dreams you almost see it...but you can't quite figure out what it is.And something tells you it might almost be worse if you could find out what it is and get your hands on it.
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5 years ago ::
Oct 24, 2008 - 11:37PM
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Date Joined:
Dec 16, 2005
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61. "The gods will drink." Every day, every week, or every month, you must offer blood sacrifice in a particular ritual performed wearing the ceremonial mask (or perhaps nothing) at midnight. If you do not sacrifice the blood of a living creature, they demand your blood. Perhaps some. Perhaps all of it. They are not always equally thirsty, but they must always drink.
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5 years ago ::
Oct 25, 2008 - 12:00AM
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Date Joined:
Apr 20, 2007
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62. "THE WAGES OF IS...!": Your patron requires you to exterminate those that would harm, or otherwise annoy it. This could be something as serious as tyranny, or something like beggars, gold farmers, ninja looters, gold spammers, bots, guild invite spammers, cyberers, mailbox dancers and super roleplayers! Your patron may tolerate them for a certain amount of time, but when pushed too far, you'll be there, and you will invoke swift, and deadly justice!
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5 years ago ::
Oct 25, 2008 - 11:18AM
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63: A Knight who Says "Nee": You made a deal for power, but now there is one word you cannot speak, and when you hear it, it just drives you crazy. You also have a fondness for shrubberies, apparently.
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5 years ago ::
Oct 27, 2008 - 11:48AM
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Require more vespene Gas: The entity that hooked you into your pact periodically requires some rather odd materials, to be shipped back to him at regular intervals. Some of these things might even be impossible to procure such as the liquid dreams of those never born, or the bottled kindness of a demon, but that's your problem, not the patron's.
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5 years ago ::
Oct 27, 2008 - 9:25PM
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Date Joined:
Dec 28, 2005
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You must construct additional pylons: Your pact dictates that you must build, or see to the creation, of a certain edifice. These could be observatories, graveyards, temples, gardens, stonehenge, or anything else that your patron wants built, both practical and impractical.
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5 years ago ::
Oct 28, 2008 - 1:26PM
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Date Joined:
Aug 17, 2006
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However, one thing that bothers me is that by the rules they aren't sacrificing anything.
Who ever said that the Warlock was the one who had sacrificed?
66. Powered by a forsaken child: You bought your power by giving an innocent child to your master. Well, maybe. You didn't use the whole thing. Hopefully someone doesn't come along to right that which is wrong and to repair the torn curtain of time itself.
67. Powered By Love: Your master gave you incredible powers that are fueled by love. Every time you use a spell, the divorce rate increases.
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5 years ago ::
Oct 28, 2008 - 5:04PM
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Date Joined:
Aug 19, 2007
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I'm actually playing a warlock with this one...
68: Memory : You have no past. You have the future, but once events slip through the pinch of the hourglass, they're gone. If you're lucky, you will sometimes remember the people with whom you travel, where you are going, and where you are. The world has an endless power to astound, but also an endless power to frighten: when you are alone, you have no choice but to sit where you are, or wander directionlessly until you stumble upon something you know you need in the present, like food or water or warmth. For all of your power, you are helpless to ever change your life.
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5 years ago ::
Oct 28, 2008 - 5:31PM
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67. Powered By Love: Your master gave you incredible powers that are fueled by love. Every time you use a spell, the divorce rate increases.
HA-DO-KEEEEEEEEN!!!
69.) The Power of Love: As it turns out, that great guy/girl you've been going out with is a being of incredible power. As long as the flames of love burn bright within the both you you, you're significant other can grant you great Arcane Powers, perhaps that he/she could not use him/herself.
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