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162. Absolutely nothing. Stand there impassively, staring into space.

163. Recreate Star Wars, acting the part of C-3PO.

164. Get over your pathological fear of the number 2. (Cookie to whomever gets the reference!)

165. Cultivate dissociative personality disorder, so that you won't be lonely.

167) Work on your pick up lines."Hey baby, I got a belt sander back at my place"

168) Brew beer inside of you. Still be afraid of number 2.

170: Stare at the stars whilst slowly murmuring phrases such as, "Souls... Don't... Die..." and, "Superman..."

171: Contemplate whether you are a gun or what you choose to be.

172: Choose.

173: Wander about scanning various objects. Shoot anything that moves.

174: Inspect yourself for birds or other small animals that may or may not be the source of your power.

175: Perfect the MC Hammer slide. Use this as a primary mode of manual transportation from now on.

176: Learn to sing with subliminal messages. Convey your murderous intent towards the PCs in your songs.

177: To end the debate as to whether or not female Dragonborn have breasts, examine the party's female Dragonborn.

178: Hastily explain why you were groping said Dragonborn.

179: Begin debates as to whether or not female Gnolls have breasts.

180: Question why no Warforged have breasts before resigning yourself to the fact that some perverted mage has undoubtedly made one somewhere.

181: Set aside a personal agenda to find said "female" Warforged.

182: Bend and weld junk and sheet metal to sculpt a boquet of flowers for such an occasion.

183: Meditate at the bottom of a nearby lake. Watch the fish swim by.

184: Complain about the pain in your left diodes.

185: Connect yourself to a cable network and project the screen onto one of the party member's tents.

186: Navigate to the Spanish channel.

187: Hold your crossbow at the ready and rotate your torso in a sentry pattern. Greet people with phrases such as, "There you are" and, "Target aquired". If tipped over, shoot randomly and say phrases such as, "Whyyy?" or, "I don't blame you".

188: Create a large, cubelike box.

189: Grant said box limited sentience.

190: Paint a heart onto the sides of said box.

191: Contemplate the validity and/or falsehood of cake.

192: Memorize disturbing, prohpetic speeches. Recite them with an odd tone and inflection to the party leader. "Rise, and shine, Mr. Greenhilt. Rise... and Shine..."

193: Charge your laser.

194: Loudly announce the charging of said laser.

195: Learn how to fold your body to become a motorcycle.

196: Contemplate the existence of nonexistence.

197: Project the BSoD into your eye lights. Sit frozen in mid-action.

198: When "Restored", complain about Windows. Request being reformatted with Leopard.

199: Read the Monster Manual.

200: Pull out and flip through the DM's guide. Scribble on graph paper and chuckle maniacally.

201: Create a game involving writing ability scores, powers and feats on a peice of parchment, then rolling dice with a number of differant sides, 20 being the most prominant, to determin what the charcters do.

202: Create a forum post board on a notice board in town about the game you created

203: 01100101001110101101011001010010001010110010101101101001

204: Create a suit of human flesh in the shape of an austrian body builder so you can pass as human and steal their clothes

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205: Try to rebuild yourself into a chaise lounge for the comfort of your party members.

206: Stash yourself in an evil kobold's dungeon and pretend to be a mimic.