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5 years ago ::
Nov 20, 2008 - 5:42AM
#31
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Aug 29, 2007
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68. Visit every stripclub, bar, restaurant, listen to every singer, vendor and beggar, see every dance performance, and rate the performance of everyone and everything
Hurhurhurhurhur, a bloggin' Bender! (sorry, I couldn't resist - again!)
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5 years ago ::
Nov 20, 2008 - 8:28PM
#32
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70.) Learn to play tennis.
71.) Learn to play tennis without using hands.
72.) Learn to play tennis without using hands, racket, or ball.
73.) Forget how to play tennis.
74.) Rinse and repeat.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 23, 2008 - 2:41PM
#33
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Date Joined:
Nov 23, 2008
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75. make a garden in those strange crevices on the back of your friends
76.make sculpture duplicates of other party members and put them in their sleeping bags, so they are all sleeping with themselves.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 23, 2008 - 2:45PM
#34
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Date Joined:
Nov 23, 2008
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77.make aforementioned sculpture duplicates again, and replace party members with them. put actual party members in the forest dressed up litke the trees you cut down to make the sculptures.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 23, 2008 - 5:30PM
#35
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78. make sculptures of your party members during the night, depicting them at their usual morning tasks.
79. When your friends awaken, talk to the statues.
80. Don´t comment on 78 or 79.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 23, 2008 - 7:26PM
#36
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Date Joined:
Jun 17, 2007
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81. Work on your autobiographical novel (I, Robot?)
82. Paint your nails - and your screws, bolts and rivets!
83. Fling drops of your various bodily fluids into the campfire and see what color the flames turn.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 24, 2008 - 3:23AM
#37
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84. Try out burning various (removable) parts of your partymembers trying to find where the "spark" is hidden. Start with the hair of any elves or eladrins.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 25, 2008 - 5:06PM
#38
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Date Joined:
Jun 15, 2002
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85. Apply sovereign glue to the insides of all your party members armour, so they'll be forever encased in armour just like you.
86. Apply sovereign glue to the party members orifices that the strange sounds are coming out of while they sleep.
87. Remember, posthumously for the party member, that non warforged need to 'breathe'.
88. Learn and master the art of dorodango, then replace the wizards orb with one of your creations. So much fun to be had, the wizard gets out of line and you crush his orbs, and the look on the wizard's face when he fights the BBEG and realizes you made the switch. If the party and the wizard survive, you'll be able to look back on that moment and realize why the party kicked you out of the group. This list makes warforged seem like jerks.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 27, 2008 - 10:13PM
#39
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89) Taxedermy all those critters the party offed during the previous day.
90) Learn to be a Jewler. The party needs some form of income.
91) Study texts on theoretical magics.
92) Invent a new game.
93) Invent a new instrument.
94) Invent a new weapon and fighting style for it.
95) Write. Either novels, or for a travel guide (for adventurers?), or paper.... Or something interesting.
96) Play a complex game of switching out party members' equipment.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 28, 2008 - 6:26PM
#40
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51. Figure out How many 'forges could a warforged forge, if a warforged could forge 'forges
97: Figure out how much war could a warforged forge, if a warforged could forge war,"
98: Start lining up rocks...
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