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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 3:23PM
#21
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Date Joined:
Apr 11, 2007
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Wasn't that a single panel cartoon by Aaron Williams, creator of Nodwick?
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42. (Sorry for being that very unoriginal) Doing the stuff Bender did...
43. Try to develop a digestive tract.
I'll have to check the artist, I don't think he was creditted. What book was it in (for two cookies)?
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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 4:05PM
#22
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Date Joined:
Jun 15, 2002
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51. Figure out How many 'forges could a warforged forge, if a warforged could forge 'forges
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4 years ago ::
Nov 19, 2008 - 8:31AM
#23
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52. Be moderately bored
53. Count the seconds until the fleshbags awaken
54. Deleaf trees with magic missiles
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4 years ago ::
Nov 19, 2008 - 10:30AM
#24
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Date Joined:
Aug 21, 2009
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55. Update the party's website/journal/Korranberg Chronicle column
56. Detail runes or go-faster stripes on plating
57. Craft elaborate kites which shall never be flown
(And the "P&P" cartoon was in the AD&D DMG.)
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4 years ago ::
Nov 19, 2008 - 11:22AM
#25
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58.) Write poetry
59.) NOT fire its human laser (because since it is a human, it does not possess a laser and will laser you to death if you say otherwise).
60.) Build a sandcastle. Maybe a sand fortress, if given enough time.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 19, 2008 - 12:16PM
#26
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Date Joined:
Apr 20, 2007
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61. Offer sage advice to party members dealing with insomnia and personal problems. (The warforged in our party ends up doing this quite a bit.)
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4 years ago ::
Nov 19, 2008 - 12:28PM
#27
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Date Joined:
Nov 18, 2005
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62 - Try on clothes belonging to other party members. Make sure to use cartoonish voices in imitation of them.
63 - Stare into a mirror, wondering what it would be like to have facial expressions.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 19, 2008 - 12:50PM
#28
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Date Joined:
Aug 23, 2007
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64 - Grow a meatbag tongue in a jar.
65 - Connect said tongue to itself and go around tasting food/scenery/other PCs to see what all the fuss is about.
66 - Dig a hole and see how far down he can get each night.
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4 years ago ::
Nov 19, 2008 - 4:22PM
#29
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67. Go out and party every night while spending a fortune in gold
68. Visit every stripclub, bar, restaurant, listen to every singer, vendor and beggar, see every dance performance, and rate the performance of everyone and everything
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4 years ago ::
Nov 20, 2008 - 5:01AM
#30
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Date Joined:
Jun 16, 2006
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66 - Dig a hole and see how far down he can get each night.
this can end badly in so many ways if someone dank too much earlier that night.
69. Observe the mating rituals of party members.
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