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5 years ago  ::  Nov 18, 2008 - 3:23PM #21
Shiftkitty
Date Joined: Apr 11, 2007
Posts: 4,412

CaptnMorgrim wrote:

Wasn't that a single panel cartoon by Aaron Williams, creator of Nodwick?

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42. (Sorry for being that very unoriginal) Doing the stuff Bender did...
43. Try to develop a digestive tract.


I'll have to check the artist, I don't think he was creditted. What book was it in (for two cookies)?

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5 years ago  ::  Nov 18, 2008 - 4:05PM #22
That_Blasted_Somoflange
Date Joined: Jun 15, 2002
Posts: 1,647
51. Figure out How many 'forges could a warforged forge, if a warforged could forge 'forges
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5 years ago  ::  Nov 19, 2008 - 8:31AM #23
Forumite
Date Joined: Sep 2, 2008
Posts: 1,148
52. Be moderately bored

53. Count the seconds until the fleshbags awaken

54. Deleaf trees with magic missiles
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5 years ago  ::  Nov 19, 2008 - 10:30AM #24
Alas
Date Joined: Aug 21, 2009
Posts: 965
55. Update the party's website/journal/Korranberg Chronicle column
56. Detail runes or go-faster stripes on plating
57. Craft elaborate kites which shall never be flown

(And the "P&P" cartoon was in the AD&D DMG.)
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5 years ago  ::  Nov 19, 2008 - 11:22AM #25
Lord_Ventnor
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Date Joined: Jul 9, 2008
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58.) Write poetry

59.) NOT fire its human laser (because since it is a human, it does not possess a laser and will laser you to death if you say otherwise).

60.) Build a sandcastle. Maybe a sand fortress, if given enough time.
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5 years ago  ::  Nov 19, 2008 - 12:16PM #26
Zousha_Omenohu
Date Joined: Apr 20, 2007
Posts: 2,146
61. Offer sage advice to party members dealing with insomnia and personal problems. (The warforged in our party ends up doing this quite a bit.)
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5 years ago  ::  Nov 19, 2008 - 12:28PM #27
WarColonel
Date Joined: Nov 18, 2005
Posts: 415
62 - Try on clothes belonging to other party members. Make sure to use cartoonish voices in imitation of them.

63 - Stare into a mirror, wondering what it would be like to have facial expressions.
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5 years ago  ::  Nov 19, 2008 - 12:50PM #28
Carios
Date Joined: Aug 23, 2007
Posts: 85
64 - Grow a meatbag tongue in a jar.

65 - Connect said tongue to itself and go around tasting food/scenery/other PCs to see what all the fuss is about.

66 - Dig a hole and see how far down he can get each night.
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5 years ago  ::  Nov 19, 2008 - 4:22PM #29
Forumite
Date Joined: Sep 2, 2008
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67. Go out and party every night while spending a fortune in gold

68. Visit every stripclub, bar, restaurant, listen to every singer, vendor and beggar, see every dance performance, and rate the performance of everyone and everything
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4 years ago  ::  Nov 20, 2008 - 5:01AM #30
Demetri_Knighthawk
Date Joined: Jun 16, 2006
Posts: 1,455

Carios wrote:

66 - Dig a hole and see how far down he can get each night.


this can end badly in so many ways if someone dank too much earlier that night.

69. Observe the mating rituals of party members.

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