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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 1:10AM
#11
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15.. learn to play the accordion or bagpipes.
That one is just plain mean :P
28. polish self, disassemble limbs and clean joints
29. patrol, possibly just around the camp, making deep paths in the ground
30. train Diplomacy, while at the same time increasing the amount of noise the party can sleep in.
31. write new operating procedures for warforged, in case it finds a cute warforged lady to settle down with sometime in the future, with which to raise small warforged of their own.
32. clean party boots (cause someone has to do it!)
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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 7:09AM
#12
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Date Joined:
Jun 16, 2006
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31. write new operating procedures for warforged, in case it finds a cute warforged lady to settle down with sometime in the future, with which to raise small warforged of their own.
Warforged forging warforged? How perverse!
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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 7:13AM
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Date Joined:
Apr 20, 2007
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15.. learn to play the bagpipes.
Isn't this one kinda impossible? Warforged don't have lungs, you know.
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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 7:54AM
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Isn't this one kinda impossible? Warforged don't have lungs, you know.
33. Make artificial lungs
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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 9:05AM
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Date Joined:
Jul 21, 2008
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34. Math: formulate possible encounters for the party and the probability of the survival of the party, how many arrows they will use, how many times swords will have to swung, etc.
35. Talk to pet rock.
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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 12:14PM
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Date Joined:
Apr 11, 2007
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36. Write over and over again "Mustn't kill meatbags; Mustn't kill meatbags; Mustn't kill meatbags..." and leave it where someone in the party can find it.
37. Generate new PC for that great new roleplaying game where you pretend you're a student or worker in an industrialized and technological society, "Papers & Paychecks". (Cookie for the reference!)
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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 1:08PM
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Date Joined:
Apr 20, 2007
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"World of Workcraft?"
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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 1:20PM
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Date Joined:
Dec 28, 2005
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39 -- Grind XP
40 -- Abuse the Auction House
41 -- Take dance lessons during the 4 hours the Eladrin is up
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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 2:39PM
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Date Joined:
Aug 29, 2007
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37. Generate new PC for that great new roleplaying game where you pretend you're a student or worker in an industrialized and technological society, "Papers & Paychecks". (Cookie for the reference!)
Wasn't that a single panel cartoon by Aaron Williams, creator of Nodwick?
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42. (Sorry for being that very unoriginal) Doing the stuff Bender did...
43. Try to develop a digestive tract.
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5 years ago ::
Nov 18, 2008 - 3:15PM
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44. Write a play
45. Build furniture
46. Knit scarves for your fellow party members
47. Mix berry juices and color a rainbow
48. Sharpen stakes to place in the ground
49. Search for owls.
50. Learn to play the bard's instrument
-Poseph
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