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4 years ago ::
Dec 16, 2008 - 6:35AM
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- Hero Artisan Gold Medalist
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99: Star Pact Warlock: Moonwalker. Your trendy dance and irrefutable fashion sense cause the stars to shoot rays of light at your enemies whenever you perform astounding spins with your fedora.
Resident Shakespeare
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4 years ago ::
Dec 16, 2008 - 7:41AM
#72
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Date Joined:
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Behold the awkwardly friendly and happy eladrin wizard.
She looks a little bit knocked up. Nice artwork though.
100: Peasants. Peasants make great everything. Peasant Clerics become close minded peasant friars. Peasant warlords or paladins become funky, unyielding peasant crusaders.
101: Wizard of the old school (more suited to 3rd ed.), wizard who looks with disgust at wizards who specialise in a school of magic. "To which school of magic do I subscribe? Ha ha! The old school... *boom boom splat*"
102: Chuck Norris. Cleric of mighty beatings. Can resolve any problem with a roundhouse kick to the face.
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4 years ago ::
Dec 16, 2008 - 11:03PM
#73
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Date Joined:
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103: Aetheist paladin: HE knows there is a god, and he knows he does gods work, he just isnt sure who it is he is working for.
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4 years ago ::
Dec 17, 2008 - 12:20AM
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Date Joined:
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Tiefling Warlock- Always laughs and doesn't seem to notice his fiendish heritage. "What horns? A tail? No, that's bob." Optimistic even when death seems immenent. He got his powers from a devil because he likes fire. He has a cat named mittens. He uses eldritch blast to make his hands glow with energy for his ebtertainment. He comments on an enemies smell and appearance while he fights. He says that he wouldn't have burned them if they weren't so rude.....and he likes fire.
Halfling swordmage - He doesn't really know how he does it, but with a swing of the sword and a little thought POOF.....instant fire. He didn't know how he made that aegis over you, he just didn't want you to get hurt. He doesn't even understand his warding...he doesn't want to get hurt either.
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4 years ago ::
Dec 17, 2008 - 4:47AM
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106 - Warforged Fighter - A lazy, surly bum that seems to prefer drinking and wenching to working or fighting. Unless, of course, you tick him off, in which case he'll split you in half with his axe.
107 - Minotaur Fighter - A claustrophobic minotaur with a poor sense of direction and a fear of labyrinths. Prefers to charge in with a spear rather than use an axe or hammer.
108 - Halfling Warlock - An antisocial jerk who hears voices from the feywild and is rather insane. Thinks leprechauns are trying to steal his lucky charms, and suspects everyone of being in league with them.
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4 years ago ::
Dec 17, 2008 - 5:30AM
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Date Joined:
Oct 11, 2008
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109-pyrophobic firebreathing dragonborn with infernal pact(highly contradictory and problematic)
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4 years ago ::
Dec 19, 2008 - 7:35PM
#77
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103: Aetheist paladin: HE knows there is a god, and he knows he does gods work, he just isnt sure who it is he is working for.
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What you are describing is an agnostic - a person who is not sure if there is a god.
An atheist is a person who knows there is no god.
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Atheists ought to celebrate April 1st, just like religious people celebrate Passover and Easter. (See Psalm 53:1 to see why I think this.)
Best complements I have yet received: Spoiler:
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Making it up as I go along:
{BRJN}
If I was writing the Tome of Lore, I would let Auppenser sleep. But I also would have him dream.
In his dreaming he re-activates the innate powers of (some) mortal minds. Or his dreaming changes the nature of reality - currently very malleable thanks to Spellplague &c. Or whatever really cool flavor text and pseudo-science explanation people react positively to.
{Lord_Karsus}
You know, I like that better than the explanations for the Spellplague.
My plot device: http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/ … #489880509 (The reaction is the next post.)
Prepped ahead of time:
I started the thread "1001 Failed Interrogation Results"
{ADHadh}
These are all good and make sense! I just can't come up with something that's not covered here and is not completely ridiculous.
My characters: Spoiler:
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Active Characters:
LFR Half-elf StarLock6 Gondolin Nightstar
AoA Dwarf Guardian Druid6 Narvik from House Wavir
Character A-building:
Neverwinter Dwarven Invoker / Heir of Delzoun / worships Silvanus (!)
"Truenamer" - speaks Words of Creation
Concepts I'm kicking around:
"Buggy" Wizard - insect flavor on everything
Halfling Tempest Fighter - just because nobody else is doing it
Shifter Beast-o-phile Druid - for PoL campaign
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4 years ago ::
Dec 22, 2008 - 1:06PM
#78
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Date Joined:
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110: A stereotypical character, but believes in the exact opposite of why he became that class (athiest cleric, cowardly fighter...). Oh wait, that's already been done.
111: dragonborn tempest fighter that wields a trident and a scourge instead of a double weapon or a longsword and shortsword. Uses dance shoes in conjunction with his footwork lure.
DPR King Candidates 3.0How much damage should I shoot for?
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You're fired : 1 Kills Per 5 Rounds = .2 KPR
Fair Striker : 2 Kills Per 5 Rounds = .4 KPR
Highly Optimized : 3 Kills Per 5 Rounds = .6 KPR
Nerfbat please : 4 Kills Per 5 Rounds = .8 KPR
It's OVER 9000!!!!!: 5 Kills Per 5 Rounds = 1+ KPR
DPR? KPR? KP4R? Bless you
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DPR = Damage Per round ~= Chance to hit * damage on a hit
KPR = Kills Per Round. 1 Kill = 8*Level+24 damage
= DPR/(8*level+24)
KPNR = Kills Per N Rounds. How many standards can you kill in N rounds?
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4 years ago ::
Dec 24, 2008 - 9:07AM
#79
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Best complements I have yet received: Spoiler:
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Making it up as I go along:
{BRJN}
If I was writing the Tome of Lore, I would let Auppenser sleep. But I also would have him dream.
In his dreaming he re-activates the innate powers of (some) mortal minds. Or his dreaming changes the nature of reality - currently very malleable thanks to Spellplague &c. Or whatever really cool flavor text and pseudo-science explanation people react positively to.
{Lord_Karsus}
You know, I like that better than the explanations for the Spellplague.
My plot device: http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/ … #489880509 (The reaction is the next post.)
Prepped ahead of time:
I started the thread "1001 Failed Interrogation Results"
{ADHadh}
These are all good and make sense! I just can't come up with something that's not covered here and is not completely ridiculous.
My characters: Spoiler:
Show
Active Characters:
LFR Half-elf StarLock6 Gondolin Nightstar
AoA Dwarf Guardian Druid6 Narvik from House Wavir
Character A-building:
Neverwinter Dwarven Invoker / Heir of Delzoun / worships Silvanus (!)
"Truenamer" - speaks Words of Creation
Concepts I'm kicking around:
"Buggy" Wizard - insect flavor on everything
Halfling Tempest Fighter - just because nobody else is doing it
Shifter Beast-o-phile Druid - for PoL campaign
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4 years ago ::
Dec 24, 2008 - 11:46AM
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112) Human Star Pact Warlock: refuses to use his powers unless absolutely certain the party will perish if he doesn't. He then procedes to pull out his book "The Second Coming" and recalculates the end of the world due to the fact he has just lit a beacon for the Elder Stars he gets his powers from and they are now even closer to destroying the world.
my play group has actually told my character to stop using his powers and to go back to using his crossbow because he was creeping them out :D
I will defend the Clan and Coven with my last breath, until the blood flows from my veins no more.
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