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5 years ago ::
Dec 04, 2008 - 8:18PM
#51
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My eladrin self-described illusionist-alchemist actually cares for a baby dragon. Aryalaínn uses Kesshelrakh as an implement. You know, because of the RAW ELDRITCH POWER!!! that fills dragons. He's also an unusual wizard, because he's motivated entirely by love. Sure, arcane power is nice, but what is it worth if it ended up more than likely costing him his beloved?
I never actually got to play Ner ux Bahamuti tibur Athear, dragonborn of Bahamut rogue-turned-paladin-of-Bahamut-turned-shadowbane-inquisitor, but he was one of the rare paladins without the stick wedged up there.
Did I mention that he was lawful good and not lawful stupid? That's actually the best way to get a paladin to stand out.
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5 years ago ::
Dec 05, 2008 - 7:27AM
#52
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- Hero Artisan Gold Medalist
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78. A halfling rogue thats not all that impressed with anything. "*Sigh* Anyone else want first pick off this treasure? It's kind of so-so."
79. A halfling rogue pickpocket that likes to hide little treasures in the pockets of people he picks. "Oi, someone bugger'd off with my key, ooh but they left a lovely hankerchief!"
80. A dwarven fighter with a love of foppish hats and singing tenor into anything that will echo.
81. A middle-aged female tiefling rogue with a great appreciation of 'house-skills' like cooking, gardening, and knitting/sewing. Likes to wear the (admittedly frumpy looking) dresses that she sews herself, and inisists on everyone wearing the scarf she gave them unless it's really warm out, in which case they'll appreciate the fishnet shirts she knit for them (because they have holes, you see, and that lets the air through, you know, so it cools you down. Don't look so bashful! I spent a very long time making that and I had you just in mind, look how it hugs your shoulders, no too tight, not too loose. What, were you going to say you don't like it? Oh my god! You don't like it do you, you hate it, you hate the shirt! I can't believe you hate the shirt I made you *sniffle*, I worked so hard on it and I just thought it'd really be nice if we went somewhere hot. I put a lot of work into it, I really did. AOW GAWD I'm such a horrible traveling companion *sob**choked inhale* Bawwwwwwww....)
Resident Shakespeare
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5 years ago ::
Dec 05, 2008 - 9:58AM
#53
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Date Joined:
Jun 16, 2006
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78. A halfling rogue thats not all that impressed with anything. "*Sigh* Anyone else want first pick off this treasure? It's kind of so-so."
79. A halfling rogue pickpocket that likes to hide little treasures in the pockets of people he picks. "Oi, someone bugger'd off with my key, ooh but they left a lovely hankerchief!"
80. A dwarven fighter with a love of foppish hats and singing tenor into anything that will echo.
81. A middle-aged female tiefling rogue with a great appreciation of 'house-skills' like cooking, gardening, and knitting/sewing. Likes to wear the (admittedly frumpy looking) dresses that she sews herself, and inisists on everyone wearing the scarf she gave them unless it's really warm out, in which case they'll appreciate the fishnet shirts she knit for them (because they have holes, you see, and that lets the air through, you know, so it cools you down. Don't look so bashful! I spent a very long time making that and I had you just in mind, look how it hugs your shoulders, no too tight, not too loose. What, were you going to say you don't like it? Oh my god! You don't like it do you, you hate it, you hate the shirt! I can't believe you hate the shirt I made you *sniffle*, I worked so hard on it and I just thought it'd really be nice if we went somewhere hot. I put a lot of work into it, I really did. AOW GAWD I'm such a horrible traveling companion *sob**choked inhale* Bawwwwwwww....)
variously yoinked!
I'm taking the dispassionate halfling as an expert treasure hunter and puting a treasure planet spin to him. "I once had the worlds greatest treasure, it was litteraly an entire city of gold and it was mine! Now all I have is this one gold ring to show for it.*sigh* No treasure will ever be like that city again."
The pickpocket reminds me of a kenderish rogue, I'm going to make a tiefling catburgler who always leaves a skeleton key behind when he pick pockets, and leaves a padlock in place of any treasure he takes. "Hhmmm that crown looks to weight about 8 stones... this lock is abut the same."*indiana jones bait and switch*
The middle aged tiefling rogue reminds me of "grandma", an elven mage whose parents were both half elven. (half elf and half elf have a 50% chance of half elf, 25% chance of human and 25% of elf) She tore into her parents wizard books as soon as she could, trying to cram a hundred human lifetimes into her own, she focused in defensive spells so she could survive to the next thrill. one of our quotes from the game was "Here you are dear, now dont forget your wall of force scroll, do you have your broch of shielding against the dragon? Did you drink your potion of fire resistance this morning?"
"Grandmaaa..."
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5 years ago ::
Dec 05, 2008 - 10:09AM
#54
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Date Joined:
Oct 16, 2008
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82. A half-orc barbarian who is actually educated and well-versed, and rages when faced with ignorance or "barbarism": "WHY DON'T GNOLLS EVER TAKE A BATH!"
83. A half-elf bard (whatever of valor) whose songs are bittersweet tales and tragedies, and is often depressed by the inevitable fatality of the world, and who hates legends because of their lack of actual reliability. "Do you think that Sir Stabalot of Fantasykingdom could have really defeated the legions of Gruumsh by himself?"
84. An elf druid who is afraid of forests. "Do we really need to go through the Brightdales? Can't we cross the Scarymarsh instead?"
85. A halfling rogue that can't lie. "It was I who stole the golden scepter"
86. A kleptomaniac dwarven cleric. "I'm sorry I took the Sacred Chalice from the altar. It was shiny and had jewels!"
87. And while I'm at it... a dwarven cleric who knows nothing about sacred rules. "Ohhh... so I SHOULD'VE taken my muddy boots off when I entered the inner sanctum of the High Temple of Moradin."
89. An obsessive-compulsive dragonborn paladin who takes being neat to an extreme. "Guys. Could you handle the bloodraged horde of orcs for just one sec? The last one I slayed's carotid sprayed some blood on my plate and I REALLY need to take it off."
90. An elf cleric who can't take the sight of blood... and faints.
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5 years ago ::
Dec 05, 2008 - 10:37AM
#55
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Date Joined:
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87.[/b] And while I'm at it... a dwarven cleric who knows nothing about sacred rules. "Ohhh... so I SHOULD'VE taken my muddy boots off when I entered the inner sanctum of the High Temple of Moradin."
It all depends on what quality the boots are.
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5 years ago ::
Dec 05, 2008 - 12:34PM
#56
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Date Joined:
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It all depends on what quality the boots are.
I guess so.
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5 years ago ::
Dec 05, 2008 - 1:09PM
#57
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Warforged Druid- Robot in disguise!
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5 years ago ::
Dec 10, 2008 - 2:23PM
#58
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Date Joined:
Jun 16, 2006
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Warforged Druid- Robot in disguise!
Warforged, Shape-shift and roll out!
or
Warhog, maximize! (assuming hero is good :P)
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5 years ago ::
Dec 11, 2008 - 6:31AM
#59
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- Hero Artisan Gold Medalist
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91. A halfling rogue only interested in a certain type of treasure. "What, gold. No, I'll just take my normal share. Have you guys seen this cup though, it's gorgeous. Do you mind me keeping it?"
92. A dwarven fighter that tactfully respects his opponents in battle. "Alrright ye, come t'battle an' may the best warrierr win."
93. An elven ranger thats 'just doing this because it's a good job' and would 'much prefer to have been a wizard' but 'they weren't taking apprentices at the time.'
94. A tiefling hellock has no trouble resisting infernal temptation and instead tempts the devils with a more noble life. "No, I'd rather not trade my soul for wealth and riches, I have a wealth of friends and am rich in companionship. You ought to try it, it's nice having people who trust you."
95. An eladrin wizard that wishes he were an elf because 'they're not afraid to get down in the dirt and mud, and they have more fun doing it.'
Resident Shakespeare
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5 years ago ::
Dec 11, 2008 - 9:01AM
#60
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Date Joined:
Jun 16, 2006
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96) The reluctant paladin. Wearing scale mail and carrying a spiked chain over his shoulders, any time he picks a fight with someone it activates as a divine challenge and bolts of radiance fly from his crossbow to strike a foe dead. This often leaves him to looking up at the sky screaming: "Just leave me alone would you?!?"
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