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5 years ago ::
Sep 23, 2008 - 7:59PM
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Some quotes from the late Warforged Rauschen, the Hammer of Karnath (delivered in a poor Schwarzenegger impression):
"Stand aside, puny meat things."
"Surrender, fleshy weaklings, or face my awsome adamantine wrath!"
"I realize I cannot change my facial expression, so be aware that I am glaring at you in a menacing manner."
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5 years ago ::
Sep 23, 2008 - 10:18PM
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Date Joined:
Dec 18, 2003
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Some quotes from the late Warforged Rauschen, the Hammer of Karnath (delivered in a poor Schwarzenegger impression
Oh dear, I just visualized a warforged warlord along similar lines:
"Get to the choppahr!!"
"Do it nowh!!"
"Come with me if you want to live."
That's Someone, with a capital S.
"Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags." -Sheogorath, Oblivion
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5 years ago ::
Sep 23, 2008 - 11:44PM
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And, of course, the venerable: "It's naht a tumah!"
Let's see ... some insults that your Warforged can use on non-Warforged? How about this one: (Said to whatever weapon a non-Warforged might be wielding) "Don't worry! I'll have you freed from this piece of meat in a few minutes!"
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5 years ago ::
Sep 25, 2008 - 1:11AM
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To a warforged: Your mother was an N-Gage. And your father was a Virtual Boy.
From a warforged: Negative. You are a meat popsicle.
"You people are so greedy. Just because the air is free does not mean you have to keep inhaling it as if your life depended on it..."
Warforged: You smell.
Dude: What!!?!?!?
Warforged: You heard me.
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5 years ago ::
Sep 25, 2008 - 9:05PM
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You. All of you. You're all nothing but worthless flesh ballons talking constantly just you can run around and slap together like a badly made meat sandwhich for thirty minutes and pop another wailing bag of gooey flesh and crunchy bones in nine months. You all make me sick. What kind of loving dieties decided that a good option for all models was having to squat and fire wet smelly brown logs once a day every day? Bloody hell, if I were the gods I would have recalled the line of you wailing meat puppets eons ago! Not that the gods are any better. They're just meat puppets who won't die and therefore won't stop wailing at me. If you'll excuse me now, I'm goind to go do something useful. Like watch the camp while you sleep.
Sweet dreams you ungrateful squishy sods!
I am a: Lawful Good Dragonborn Paladin
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5 years ago ::
Sep 25, 2008 - 11:27PM
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Feb 25, 2008
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As previously stated, HK-47 and Bender are both good inspirations for witticisms.
For inspiration for more.... DAMN! moments, I suggest you rewatch the Terminator films.
Hasta la Vista, Meatbag.
Reality is a reference point, not a limitation.
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5 years ago ::
Sep 26, 2008 - 4:18PM
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Breather is one in the Marked for Death and Dreaming Dark trilogies that warforged use.
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5 years ago ::
Sep 28, 2008 - 11:03AM
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Date Joined:
Apr 26, 2008
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Since people keep suggesting HK-47, but don't give any examples, and i never played the game, I decided to check Wikiquote and post some examples for anyone else who didn't play it: HK-47 Quotes
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"Objection: I am not a problem, meatbag. You and your lack of any organized repair skills are a problem."
"Commentary: The meatbag speaks without clarity. Detail your involvement or I will splatter your organs all over the floor."
"Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"
"His wife must have done something to truly upset him. I was ordered to terminate his wife, and any male companion with her."
"Retraction: Did I say that out loud? While it is true you are a meatbag, I should refrain from addressing you as such."
"I am like a delightful random cruelty generator, poisoning all I touch with my presence. I am a testament to Warforged everwhere."
"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."
"Clarification: It’s just that,you have all these squishy parts! And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea."
"Do you hear that, meatbag? I will be back!"
"I am quite eager to participate in some unadulterated violence."
"Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."
"Statement: Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?"
"Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbags!"
(In combat) "Prejudice set to maximum."
"Would you shut up! I am not a dangerous psychopath!"
"How do you live knowing about the nature of your slush innards?"
"As you say Master. Would you prefer me to call you something else? Perhaps liquidous fleshbag?"
"I suggest that we slaughter all the meatbags. But what do I know, I'm just a Machine."
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5 years ago ::
Sep 28, 2008 - 11:33AM
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"If it can bleed, it can die. Scared yet ?"
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5 years ago ::
Sep 29, 2008 - 5:26AM
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Since people keep suggesting HK-47, but don't give any examples, and i never played the game, I decided to check Wikiquote and post some examples for anyone else who didn't play it:
HK-47 Quotes
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"Objection: I am not a problem, meatbag. You and your lack of any organized repair skills are a problem."
"Commentary: The meatbag speaks without clarity. Detail your involvement or I will splatter your organs all over the floor."
"Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"
"His wife must have done something to truly upset him. I was ordered to terminate his wife, and any male companion with her."
"Retraction: Did I say that out loud? While it is true you are a meatbag, I should refrain from addressing you as such."
"I am like a delightful random cruelty generator, poisoning all I touch with my presence. I am a testament to Warforged everwhere."
"Statement: I have already learned a great deal, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."
"Clarification: It’s just that,you have all these squishy parts! And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea."
"Do you hear that, meatbag? I will be back!"
"I am quite eager to participate in some unadulterated violence."
"Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."
"Statement: Cheating seems to be a relevant term only when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as intelligence, no?"
"Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbags!"
(In combat) "Prejudice set to maximum."
"Would you shut up! I am not a dangerous psychopath!"
"How do you live knowing about the nature of your slush innards?"
"As you say Master. Would you prefer me to call you something else? Perhaps liquidous fleshbag?"
"I suggest that we slaughter all the meatbags. But what do I know, I'm just a Machine."
ahahah... I love HK-47.
big list of quotes is here
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