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5 years ago ::
Sep 22, 2008 - 8:40AM
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Date Joined:
Jan 28, 2004
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squishy and sausage come to mind. any use of meat or flesh will probably manage to sound degrading. if you're ever caught dealing with any large and/or carnivorous enemies you could call them bait, or dinner if you really don't like them. also draw attention to minor things, calling them hairy, or greasy even if it wouldn't be significant to another living creature. or mention how they're all just slowly dying, like it's a defect.
This is the happy swamp. Love it. I am red/blue, I think logically and act impulsively.
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5 years ago ::
Sep 22, 2008 - 9:58AM
#12
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Date Joined:
Jul 27, 2006
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For the longwinded warforged who's on a mission to extract revenge:
"I was here to insult the generations that came before you, as I am here to insult you. Now if you will only stay still and die by my [sword/mace/axe/fist/whatever], the generations that would have been will not have to suffer your fate."
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5 years ago ::
Sep 22, 2008 - 10:52AM
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How about "Yo mama's so rusty her blood type is FeO!"
Or "Yo mama's so old her life time warranty expired!"
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5 years ago ::
Sep 22, 2008 - 12:12PM
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How about "Yo mama's so rusty her blood type is FeO!"
Or "Yo mama's so old her life time warranty expired!"
he means insults for his warforged to say to humans, not for humans to say to warforged.
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5 years ago ::
Sep 22, 2008 - 12:39PM
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he means insults for his warforged to say to humans, not for humans to say to warforged.
Well he's gonna need some insults for when he encounters other warforged, and who's he gonna look to then, huh? HUH!?!
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5 years ago ::
Sep 22, 2008 - 9:16PM
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Date Joined:
Nov 25, 2006
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Well he's gonna need some insults for when he encounters other warforged, and who's he gonna look to then, huh? HUH!?!
Johnny 5 "Your mother was a snow blower!"
And in the same vein: "Your father is nothing but a used toaster oven!"
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5 years ago ::
Sep 22, 2008 - 11:28PM
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(After an enemy hits him) "Was that supposed to hurt, meatbag? HEre, let me show you a real attack!"
(After enemy dies) "I expected as much."
(Combat Challenge) "Eyes on me, meaty!"
(Combat Superiority) "Did you just try to run from me? Fragile and a coward."
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5 years ago ::
Sep 23, 2008 - 12:48AM
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Date Joined:
Feb 21, 2008
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I would use words like "mammal," "ape," "primate," and "simian."
Charlton Heston: "Get your hands off me you damn, dirty ape."
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5 years ago ::
Sep 23, 2008 - 10:07AM
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Date Joined:
Dec 18, 2003
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Charlton Heston: "Get your hands off me you damn, dirty ape."
And then to the wizard: "You blew it up! You damn fools! You blew it up!!"
That's Someone, with a capital S.
"Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags." -Sheogorath, Oblivion
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5 years ago ::
Sep 23, 2008 - 5:48PM
#20
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Date Joined:
Mar 10, 2004
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This wouldnt exactly fall under the vein of insults, but a bout a year ago me and my freinds ran a warforged only game. It was a a war campaign, and we were the 41st Regiment. Our motto:
We are the 41st.
We don't eat.
We don't sleep.
We just kill.
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