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5 years ago ::
Nov 12, 2008 - 3:15PM
#51
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Date Joined:
Feb 15, 2008
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The body was starting to stink
When suddenly he started to blink
"Risen I am,
My killer be damned!
Revenge will be mine I do think."
The door to the cellar came open...
"So shall it be! Dear-bought those songs shall be be accounted, and yet shall be well-bought. For the price could be no other. Thus even as Eru spoke to us shall beauty not before conceived be brought into Eä, and evil yet be good to have been."
- Manwë, High King of the Valar
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5 years ago ::
Nov 12, 2008 - 4:07PM
#52
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Date Joined:
Apr 19, 2005
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The door to the cellar came open,
And a hand from the cellar came gropin'.
"I'm back from The Dead...
...Concert," said a head.
"But I'm losing my buzz--toss some dope in!"
***
The demons and devils were fighting...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 12, 2008 - 4:12PM
#53
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- Forum Guide
- Hero Craftsman Gold Medalist
- Master Dungeon Master
Date Joined:
Jun 23, 2005
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The demons and devils were fighting
To the angels' and archons' delighting
But it came to an end
With a flick of the pen
When 4E killed the Blood War through writing!
In Feywild there lived a lass...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 12, 2008 - 4:25PM
#54
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- Hero Craftsman Gold Medalist
Date Joined:
Oct 19, 2004
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In Feywild there lived a lass...
Who had a magnificent glass
She cradled it dear
And polished its rear
With an oil made of sassafras.
The elder gave each man a task...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 12, 2008 - 5:21PM
#55
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The elder gave each man a task...
The elder gave each man a task:
To fetch the world's finest ale by the cask.
Though he called it a quest
This octogenarian pest
Was just too cheap to fill his own flask.
* * *
Bear in mind in deals with vampires...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 12, 2008 - 6:00PM
#56
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Date Joined:
Jul 28, 2006
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Bear in mind in deals with vampires...
 Lemme see if I can't rework that:
A vampire's deal, bear in mind,
Is usually wrong and unkind.
They've got gory fangs
And woebegone gangs;
Beware of the contract you've signed.
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A warforged named Billy set forth…
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5 years ago ::
Nov 12, 2008 - 11:42PM
#57
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Date Joined:
Apr 19, 2005
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Bear in mind in deals with vampires,
They're all just undead filthy liers.
You'll do what you said,
But he'll still drink your red,
And toss your dry corpse to the fires.
Next, use:
A warforged named Billy set forth…
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5 years ago ::
Nov 13, 2008 - 4:39AM
#58
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A warforged named Billy set forth
skipping through the woods to the north.
He was met by the fey,
who asked if he was gay.
And with a lisp he said, "But of courth!!!"
On the throne of Hell sat Asmodeus...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 13, 2008 - 7:42AM
#59
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What the hell, I like a challenge… (cracks knuckles)
On the throne of Hell sat Asmodeus...
On the throne of Hell sat Asmodeus
In a cavernous hall quite commodious
Atop a great tower
The seat of his power
Lording over the devils so odious
A decadent cloak so voluminous…
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5 years ago ::
Nov 13, 2008 - 7:48AM
#60
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- Hero Craftsman Gold Medalist
Date Joined:
Oct 19, 2004
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A decadent cloak so voluminous
Takes great upkeep to keep luminous
Cause a fight with an ooze
Or a brief spill of booze
Covers it with oil bituminous.
The alchemist ran for his life...
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