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3 years ago ::
Mar 28, 2010 - 10:01PM
#1081
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Date Joined:
Sep 18, 2009
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So the barbarian rushed into battle
Leaving the bard to his prattle
But alas and alack
When he attacked
Twas just a meek herd of cattle
One day at the Inn of the Flagon
smiles
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3 years ago ::
Mar 31, 2010 - 3:53PM
#1082
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Date Joined:
Sep 29, 2007
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So the barbarian rushed into battle
Leaving the bard to his prattle
But alas and alack
When he attacked
Twas just a meek herd of cattle
One day at the Inn of the Flagon
hmmm you skipped mine :P
One day at the Inn of the Flagon
through the door burst a great Red Dragon.
Great fire he spit;
His throat - it was slit.
One day at the Inn of the Flagon.
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There once was a fair elven maiden.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 05, 2010 - 9:14PM
#1083
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Date Joined:
Sep 18, 2009
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(: Sorry about that, I just missed it.
There once was a fair elven maiden
Whose love was the callow youth Kaiden
But the barbarian's fist
Broke the jaw, skull and wrist
Of that foolish, prank laden Kaiden
The life of an abyssal marauder
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3 years ago ::
Apr 07, 2010 - 9:16AM
#1084
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Date Joined:
Sep 29, 2007
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(: Sorry about that, I just missed it.
There once was a fair elven maiden
Whose love was the callow youth Kaiden
But the barbarian's fist
Broke the jaw, skull and wrist
Of that foolish, prank laden Kaiden
The life of an abyssal marauder
The life of an abyssal marauder
Is similar to cannon fodder.
The go out with a roar,
And come back never more.
Sad life of an abyssal marauder.
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A bard and a dragon were talking.
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3 years ago ::
Apr 20, 2010 - 2:04AM
#1085
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Date Joined:
Sep 18, 2009
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A bard and a dragon were talking,
And neither looked where they were walking,
They found themselves portal'd
Where nothing was mortal
So much for talking and walking
I swallowed a tiny warforged
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2 years ago ::
Sep 24, 2011 - 11:24AM
#1086
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Date Joined:
Mar 24, 2008
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Not all nercomancy is bad...
"I swallowed a tiny warforged",
Said the dragon Chamogorged.
But I could not sustain during my extended
and the shrinking spell ended,
Leaving the drake quite engorged.
She tightly grabbed my purple worm
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1 year ago ::
Mar 11, 2012 - 3:15PM
#1087
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- Forum Guide
- Hero Craftsman Gold Medalist
- Master Dungeon Master
Date Joined:
Jun 23, 2005
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She grabbed tighty my purple worm
With a grip both tender and firm
"If the beast would just burrow
My quite fertile furrow,"
She promised, "I won't even squirm"
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"What's next?" inquired the demon...
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