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4 years ago ::
Oct 05, 2009 - 1:37AM
#1041
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Date Joined:
Apr 19, 2005
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So we started a new game in Thay,
Which we all thought might be fun to play.
And everything went fine
Till the DM read online
That all Thayan civilians are gay. Next:
It was awkward to roleplay, that night...
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4 years ago ::
Oct 05, 2009 - 6:48AM
#1042
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Date Joined:
Apr 11, 2007
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It was awkward to role-play that night.
So in tavern room we stayed locked up tight.
From our door came a chime
"It's room-service time!"
We barricaded ourselves in with fright! A gnome with a wandering eye
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4 years ago ::
Oct 09, 2009 - 8:00PM
#1043
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Date Joined:
Jul 10, 2007
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A gnome with a wandering eye
A gnome with a wandering eye
An orc barmaid, at the inn, he did spy
He raised up his glass
And then grabbed at her ass
She growled, "Do it again and you'll die!"
Next: So the gnome scanned the bar for more tail...
Don't believe everything you think 
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4 years ago ::
Oct 10, 2009 - 4:22AM
#1044
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Date Joined:
Jun 23, 2005
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So the gnome scanned the bar for more tail,
Saw a shifter there sipping her ale,
Delivered his most debonair line:
"Your power source must be divine"
And got stuffed in a pisspot or pail. "Rawr! I'm a monster," he said to the wench.
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4 years ago ::
Oct 10, 2009 - 4:27AM
#1045
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Date Joined:
Jun 10, 2009
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Rawr! I'm a monster," he said to the wench
though the mishap had bathed him in stench
She said "I can tell"
"from just the smell"
and then with her ale he was dressed Deciding that he'd had enough of that chase
Through the ages, many would wonder "Does art imitate life or does life imitate art?"
I wonder "Does the art of discourse on the internet imitate the art of discourse in life or does the art of discourse in life imitate the art of discourse on the internet?"
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4 years ago ::
Oct 10, 2009 - 5:21AM
#1046
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Date Joined:
Jul 10, 2007
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Deciding that he'd had enough of that chase
Deciding that he'd had enough of that chase
He wiped the ale off of his face
And though it sounds weird
The she-dwarf with a beard
He decided was more to his taste
Next: His companions all laughed at his plight...
Don't believe everything you think
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4 years ago ::
Oct 10, 2009 - 5:56AM
#1047
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Date Joined:
Oct 10, 2009
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His companions all laughed at his plight, calling "You'll be alone for the night!" The gnome flickered his hand, and with just a command, turned them all into sand out of spite. Next: Well, the half-orc had just cleaned the bar...
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4 years ago ::
Oct 10, 2009 - 2:21PM
#1048
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Date Joined:
Apr 19, 2005
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Well, the half-orc had just cleaned the bar,
Mopping piss that had spilt from the jar.
As he cursed the gnome's name
He was soon overcame
By a sight that was truly bizarre.
Next:
He could scarcely believe his own eyes...
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4 years ago ::
Oct 10, 2009 - 8:23PM
#1049
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Date Joined:
Jul 10, 2007
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Next:
He could scarcely believe his own eyes...
He could scarcely believe his own eyes
'Twas his daughter, much to his surprise
On her knees, almost prone
Down in front of the gnome
With his pants all bunched up 'round his thighs
Next: Enraged, he now charged at the gnome...
Don't believe everything you think
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4 years ago ::
Oct 10, 2009 - 10:36PM
#1050
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Date Joined:
Oct 10, 2009
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Enraged, he now charged at the gnome, who opened a wizardly tome. "I'll hex you," he cried, "If you dare do divide your kid's lips from my masterful dome!" The half-orc then growled a reply....
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