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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 10:27AM
#11
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NEXT: The zombies shambled on with a groan ...
The Zombies shambled on with a groan
Or perhaps it was more a moan
Not that it matters
I climbed up my ladders
And watch them eat my wife Joan
The Dragon caught a cold one day.
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 10:50AM
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Zombies shambled on with a groan,
"How dare you make moves for the throne!
If the old thread you cheer,
Get that old thread moved here.
Do not leave it unloved and alone."
"Thrice now has it been resurrected,
The old thread disappeared, unexpected.
Let it not go to waste,
The old thread, though misplaced.
Still exists and should not be neglected."
"With this talk of replacing, instead
Ask the admins to look at this thread
And see all that we've done
Merge the two threads in one!
And relocate them here in 4th Ed!"
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The Dragon caught cold one fine day.
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 11:01AM
#13
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- Hero Craftsman Gold Medalist
Date Joined:
Oct 19, 2004
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The Dragon caught cold one fine day,
While attending a knight's soiree.
He stopped on the king's crown,
Caught the bride in her gown,
And cured it with Virgin Souffle.
The Tarrasque was growing quite vexed...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 11:02AM
#14
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2007
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The Dragon caught cold one fine day
It seems his thread had been taken away
Fear not, noble Nytmare
For I have taken your dare
And will ask the mods to combine our forays.
EDIT: Too slow!
The Tarrasque was growing quite vexed
For his wife had quit giving him sex
She was still mad
Because he recently had
Made a pet of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
(Sorry, I made that one fast.)
Until the requested thread merge is completed ....
NEXT: A drunken goblin and his goblet of ale ...
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 11:27AM
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Date Joined:
Aug 21, 2009
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A drunken goblin and his goblet of ale
Bumped a paladin with porridge in pail.
The knight asked for groats
To replace spilled oats,
And the goblin said, "Check in your mail."
The ferry to High Imaskar...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 11:59AM
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The ferry to High Imaskar...
The ferry to High Imaskar
travels the river quite far
The trip makes me sad
It wouldn't be so bad
If this blasted ship had a bar
The wizard that lost his spellbook
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 12:47PM
#17
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Date Joined:
Apr 19, 2005
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The wizard that lost his spellbook
Found a new one that he took
Off the shelf in a store.
But what was it for?
It taught not how to cast but to cook.
Just one of my folks was an orc...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 1:48PM
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2007
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Just one of my folks was an orc
And he was an unpopular dork
But he met my mother
And she'd have no other
Because she had a fever for pork.
(Get it? Orcs and pig noses? Huh? Orc was a tuffy!)
NEXT: The Eladrin maiden frolicked all day ...
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 2:44PM
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NEXT: The Eladrin maiden frolicked all day ...
The Eladrin maiden frolicked all day.
Until she found a hair that was gray
It gave here a great fright
She cried through the night
A wail that kept all monsters at bay.
There once was a sword...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 4:17PM
#20
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(there once was a sword doesn't qualify properly as a limerick opener)
There once was a plain old longsword
For a fighter who fought sword and board
But then he found a spiked chain
enchanted with "everything" Bane
and then reaped a merry reward.
The commoner hasn't a chance
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