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4 years ago ::
Oct 01, 2009 - 12:09AM
#1031
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Date Joined:
Jul 10, 2007
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A drug-addled drow from the docks...
A drug-addled drow from the docks
Had a wierd fascination with c0cks
She's chase one around
And then grab it quite sound
Then she's cut off it's head in a box
Next: What the drow would do next is quite strange... Edit: Really? C0cks is censored? Rooster just didn't rhyme with docks!
Don't believe everything you think 
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4 years ago ::
Oct 01, 2009 - 12:27AM
#1032
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Date Joined:
Jun 10, 2009
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What the drow would do next is quite strange...
What the drow would do next is quite strange
within he'd trap a dog with the mange
then say with a grin
as the mites revealed skin
"feathers on your cock's head is deranged" Next: lest the constabular orcs read this tale...
Through the ages, many would wonder "Does art imitate life or does life imitate art?"
I wonder "Does the art of discourse on the internet imitate the art of discourse in life or does the art of discourse in life imitate the art of discourse on the internet?"
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4 years ago ::
Oct 01, 2009 - 11:42AM
#1033
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Date Joined:
Apr 19, 2005
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Lest the constabular orcs read this tale,
I'll write it in Illithid braille.
Now just the blind
And flayers of the mind
Will know of the Unholy Grail. Next:
I wear a magic belt on my head...
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4 years ago ::
Oct 01, 2009 - 4:48PM
#1034
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Date Joined:
May 26, 2006
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I wear a magic belt on my head
It's gem lighting the dark all in red
But in moments I swore
Twas a cursed thing I wore
As the monsters to me it had lead Next:
Around me the monsters did gather...
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4 years ago ::
Oct 02, 2009 - 3:41PM
#1035
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Date Joined:
Jul 10, 2007
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Around me the monsters did gather...
Around me, the monsters did gather
As if, in pheremones, I had lathered
Much to my chagrin
I am trapped here within
Run away from these beasts, I would rather
Next: With a war cry, I started the fight
Don't believe everything you think
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4 years ago ::
Oct 02, 2009 - 3:58PM
#1036
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Date Joined:
Jun 10, 2009
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Next: With a war cry, I started the fight
With a war cry, I started the fight
and then, seemingly, to my delight
the monsters did fall
and I, then, stood tall
'til they all began rising as wights
Next: So I called to my Paladin friend....
Through the ages, many would wonder "Does art imitate life or does life imitate art?"
I wonder "Does the art of discourse on the internet imitate the art of discourse in life or does the art of discourse in life imitate the art of discourse on the internet?"
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4 years ago ::
Oct 04, 2009 - 12:37AM
#1037
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Date Joined:
Jul 10, 2007
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So I called to my Paladin friend....
So I called on my paladin friend
And said, "Tograh, this battle must end!"
So he called on his God
As he took on the mob
And the wights, he proceeded to rend
Next: To the rogue I yelled, "Take out that mage!"...
Don't believe everything you think
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4 years ago ::
Oct 04, 2009 - 12:45AM
#1038
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- Hero Craftsman Gold Medalist
Date Joined:
Oct 19, 2004
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Next: To the rogue I yelled, "Take out that mage!"...
To the rogue I yelled, "Take out that mage!"
But it seems we weren't on the same page.
She took him out for drinks,
Had great fun, too, methinks,
Cause now those two are both engaged. Next: But nonetheless, the fight carried on!
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4 years ago ::
Oct 04, 2009 - 2:04PM
#1039
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Date Joined:
Apr 11, 2007
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But nonetheless the fight carried on,
And on and on and on and on.
And on and on and
On and on and on and on and
On and on and on and on and *YAWN* "4e combat takes too long!" I cried,
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4 years ago ::
Oct 04, 2009 - 3:56PM
#1040
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Date Joined:
Jul 10, 2007
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"4e combat takes too long!" I cried,
"4e combat takes too long!" I cried,
As the other players let out a sigh
While I bitch and I moan
They all want to go home
And, alas, now the fun has all died
Next: So we started a new game in Thay...
Don't believe everything you think
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