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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 7:47AM
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2007
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Once relegated to a Previous EditionI humbly take on this noble mission To bring a beloved thread While dying, not yet dead To our forum's most current rendition. If ye be seekin' some inspiration And be held by writer's frustration I've left a link on "Previous" To some verse quite devious That may prove to be your salvation. Five lines is what you will need To make rhymes about D&D And provide a start For those who've the heart With your last line the next will lead. This is meant to be a fun thread for all So please be courteous and not appall With words with no rhyme For the next bloke in line So the thread doesn't bog down and stall. *For those less limerick inclined, this is meant to be a more visible version of a thread in the Previous Edition General forum. It's not a replacement, but rather a 4e General continuation. Please keep your D&D limericks polite and "in-character". Craft your limerick using the line left by the previous poster - and be sure to leave the next participant a place to start, too! I think you'll find this quite fun to participate in or even just to read. That said, I need your help to get this going. The next limerick will start with this line: The Infernal Warlock blasted his foe ...Need help finding a rhyme? Give this a look.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 8:14AM
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Once relegated to a Previous Edition
The Infernal Warlock blasted his foe ...
With searing fire from head to toe...
Took the easy way out, but hey it's early in the morning and something needs to start things rolling...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 8:15AM
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2007
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With searing fire from head to toe...
Took the easy way out, but hey it's early in the morning and something needs to start things rolling...
:embarrass My bad! You're meant to write a whole limerick based off of that starting line! I probably should've explained that ... ugh.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 8:16AM
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Date Joined:
May 14, 2008
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The Infernal Warlock blasted his foe
With a bolt he felt down to his toe
He then turned to run
But son of a gun!
A Barbarian made him no mo'
Always a fan of limerick and haiku. How about this one in honor of my current character.
There once was a Dragonborn Rogue
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 8:25AM
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2007
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There once was a Dragonborn Rogue
Who wore armor that was in vogue
He had stolen it from
Neither noble nor bum
But from a hiding place under the stove.
Rogue is a tough one!
NEXT: In dark night the candle went out ...
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 8:26AM
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:embarrass My bad! You're meant to write a whole limerick based off of that starting line! I probably should've explained that ... ugh.
Hah...maybe I should have clicked on that previous edition link...
Also...do you have any idea how hard it is to ryhme rogue?
There once was a Dragonborn Rogue
Who thought backstabbin' in vogue
But his friends soon caught on
When their wallets were gone
And made short work of that Dragonborn rogue.
EDIT: Argh!
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 8:51AM
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Might as well go again...
In dark night the candle went out
Leaving the party somewhat in doubt
if the dark shape was a drow
or merely a cow
Just in case they loosed fireballs about
Drawn steel and a sharp battle cry...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 8:56AM
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Date Joined:
Jul 28, 2006
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Drawn steel and a sharp battle cry
The warlord's command shrill and high
The fighter just shrugged
And immediately plugged
A minion instead in the eye.
Next:
The warlock that wished on a star…
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 9:02AM
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Date Joined:
Apr 19, 2005
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The warlock that wished on a star,
Met Dead Cthulhu next morn' at a bar.
They were quick to act
And drew up a pact
Not unlike a lease to a car.
The flayer was under the bed...
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5 years ago ::
Nov 11, 2008 - 9:56AM
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Date Joined:
Dec 24, 2007
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The flayer was under the bed
Waiting to suck brains out of heads
He was surely amazed
To hear shouts of "Flaya Flav"
As the shouters stabbed him quite dead.
NEXT: The zombies shambled on with a groan ...
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.Section Six Soldier Front Door of the House of Trolls If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.
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