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Glad you're enjoying it DarkerBunny. These are fun! My favorites so far are prismatic cereal, protection from elephants, and animate fruitcake. =)

Agnald's Nutcracking Spell
Evocation
Level: Sor/Wiz 4
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One male living non-castrated creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Fortitude half (see text)
Spell Resistance: Yes.

This spell creates a telekinetic field of energy near the target's "sensitive area", causing them to be crushed painfully. Any creature affected by it suffers 5d8 non-lethal damage for each testicle it has, and becomes stunned for one round, then nauseated for 1d4 rounds. A fortitude save reduces the damage by half and cancels the stunning and nausea effects. Constructs, undead and any other type of creature that has no ********* are immune to this spell.
Material components: two or more nuts and a hammer.

So would that spell fail on a female or target some other sensative area? and if it does target a different area if your dealing with something that has something else sensative would it target that?

Darkened Changing Room
conjuration
Level: Sor/Wiz 3
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One large, medium or small creature wearing clothes
Duration: instantaneous
Saving Throw: Reflex negates
Spell Resistance: Yes

This spell teleports the target's clothes at random locations on her, trousers on her head and so on. only the clothes are concerned, armors, weapons or bags stay at the same location.
If the target fails her save, she takes a penalty of - 3d6 + 2 on all checks implying movement (attacks, reflex saves, and so on) until she get her clothes back in the right place. The target can't walk, run, charge but she can move with little jumps (movement of 3 feet for medium creature, 1 feet for small ones and 6 feet for large creatures).
There's a 25% chance that the target is also blinded, 25% chance that she's also deafened, 25% chance that she also can't speak, and a 99% chance that she's ridiculous.

Tasha's Hideous Daughter
Illusion (Phantasm) [Fear, Mind-Affecting]
Level: Sor/Wiz 4
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One living creature
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Will disbelief (if interacted with), then Fortitude partial; see text
Spell Resistance: Yes

You create a phantasmal image of the most fearsome creature imaginable to the subject - that girl that your mom always wanted you to date but would make Sea Hags with demon warts look good by comparison - simply by forming the fears of the subject’s subconscious mind into something that its conscious mind can visualize: this most horrible beast. Only the spell’s subject can see the phantasmal daughter. You see only a vague shape. The target first gets a Will save to recognize the image as unreal. If that save fails, the phantasm touches the subject, and the subject must succeed on a Fortitude save or die from fear and/or revulsion. Even if the Fortitude save is successful, the subject needs to take a very long shower afterwards.
If the subject of a phantasmal killer attack succeeds in disbelieving and is wearing a helm of telepathy, the beast can be turned upon you.  Don't cast this spell on people wearing helmets if you know what's good for you.