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sunblock/protection from sunburn
all spell-casting classes 0
components-v,s,m
material component any custard type liquid
casting time-1 full round action(I don't foresee this spell being used in combat)
range-self or if you raise the level by 1 touch
target-self or creature touched
duration-2d24 hours
savings throw-none(harmless)
spell resistance-none(harmless)
effect-no mater how strong the sun is beating on you,you NEVER suffer any effect from it for the duration of the spell!
special-if this spell is put into a potion the duration is tripled!

The title of this thread is 1001 silly spells isn't it?

[size=+2]Dust in Eyes[/size]
Conjuration
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: S, M
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Personal
Target: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Duration: 1 round/level
Saving Throw: Fortitude (Negates); Harmless
Spell Resistence: No

The caster designates a target within range and a small puff of dust appears in their eyes. On a failed saving throw the target is has -2 to attacks and Dexterity for the duration. Targets that do not have eyes or breath are not affected.

Material Component:
A pinch of dust


[size=+2]Glide[/size]
Transmutation
Level: Sor/Wiz 1, Travel 1
Components: V, S, F/DF
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Touch
Target: Creature touched
Duration: 1 min./level
Saving Throw: Will negates (harmless)
Spell Resistence: Yes (harmless)

The subject can glide at a speed of 60 feet (or 40 feet if it wears medium or heavy armor, or if it carries a medium or heavy load). It can only descend at 5-feet every 30 feet traveled with maneuverability of poor. Using a glide spell requires only as much concentration as walking, so the subject can attack or cast spells normally. The subject of a glide spell can not charge or run, and it cannot carry aloft more weight than its maximum load, plus any armor it wears.

Should the spell duration expire while the subject is still aloft, the magic fails slowly. The subject floats downward 60 feet per round for 1d6 rounds. If it reaches the ground in that amount of time, it lands safely. If not, it falls the rest of the distance, taking 1d6 points of damage per 10 feet of fall. Since dispelling a spell effectively ends it, the subject also descends in this way if the fly spell is dispelled, but not if it is negated by an antimagic field.

Arcane Focus: A wing feather from any bird.

Heel
Conjuration
Level: Dru 1, Ran 1, Pal 1, Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V
Casting Time: 1 standard
Range: 60ft
Target: The caster's bonded animal or familiar
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None

After casting this spell, the caster's bonded animal or familiar teleports to his side if within range.

Miracle Whip
Conjuration
Level: Bar 1, Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V
Range: 0ft
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: None

A glob of tasty greasy white stuff appears in the caster's hand. Edible if put on food, it can provide a +5 circumstance bonus to Escape Artist checks.

Magic Miss L
Enchantment
Level: Sor/Wiz 2
Components: V,S
Range: See text
Duration: See text
Saving Throw: None and Wil neg.
Spell Resistance: No

The caster casts this spell upon himself which lays dormant until activated. When the caster next makes a saving throw to negate a spell, the one who had cast the spell must make a will saving throw else the letter L appears on his forhead, which lasts for 1 round per caster level. For as long as the L is there, the DC for saving throws of the victim's spells suffer a -2 Loser penalty.

Great Balls of Fire
Enchantment [Mind-affecting]
Level: Sor/Wiz 4
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Close
Target: One living creature
Duration: 1 round/level
Saving Throw: Will partial
Spell Resistance: Yes

Two balls of fire streak from your hands as you finish casting the spell, dealing 2d6 fire damage to the target. The target must then make a Will save or have their nerves shaken, their brain rattled, and be driven insane. Any target that fails the save is Shaken for 1d4 rounds. When the Shaken condition ends, the target becomes Stunned for 1d4 rounds. When the Stunned condition ends, the target becomes Confused for 1d4 rounds. While the target is suffering from any of these conditions, they also suffer a -2 penalty to Will saves as you break their will.

Components: V, caster must shout "Goodness gracious!" when casting this spell
S, the caster must pretend to play piano when casting this spell