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3 months ago ::
Feb 23, 2013 - 10:30AM
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Date Joined:
May 17, 2012
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Edit: updated Lifelink Conspiracy  Enchantment Creatures with Lifelink are Vampires in addition to their other types. "Allied to white ay? But how is it done, use your mind and join the dots."
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3 months ago ::
Feb 23, 2013 - 11:33AM
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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That is a do nothing card, if I've ever seen one just putting this here, just in case.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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3 months ago ::
Feb 23, 2013 - 11:33AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 10, 2009
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As flavorful as this may be, I think it needs to do a little something else mechanically. Maybe the Sengir Vampire  ability, or whatever.
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3 months ago ::
Feb 23, 2013 - 11:46AM
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Date Joined:
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That is a do nothing card, if I've ever seen one
just putting this here, just in case.
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Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] = Lightning Bolt 
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3 months ago ::
Feb 23, 2013 - 11:50AM
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That is a do nothing card, if I've ever seen one
just putting this here, just in case.
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To be fair, it's slightly more useful than Darksteel Relic.
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3 months ago ::
Feb 23, 2013 - 11:54AM
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Date Joined:
May 17, 2012
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It's suposed to add the Vampire creature type to your Lifelinking creatures like Angels and the such, so you get maximun synergy between the tribes for Loards, cards that count the number of either tribe etc...
Maybe it could be cheaper instead, or compinsate in some way like drawing a card when played.
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3 months ago ::
Feb 23, 2013 - 11:55AM
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Date Joined:
Jun 10, 2009
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It's suposed to add the Vampire creature type to your Lifelinking creatures like Angels and the such, so you get maximun synergy between the tribes for Loards, cards that count the number of either tribe etc... Maybe it could be cheaper or compinsate is some way like drawing a card as it's played.
Sure, but it's still an incredibly narrow effect.
Before making it draw a card, which feels very clunky, I still suggest giving those creatures some sort of bonus related to vampirism.
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3 months ago ::
Feb 23, 2013 - 12:04PM
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Date Joined:
Oct 12, 2010
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That is a do nothing card, if I've ever seen one
just putting this here, just in case.
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To be fair, it's slightly more useful than Darksteel Relic.
Stasis  : The consummate do-nothing card.
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] = Lightning Bolt
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3 months ago ::
Feb 23, 2013 - 12:35PM
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2008
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Bay you're getting less funny each day.
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3 months ago ::
Feb 23, 2013 - 12:48PM
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Date Joined:
May 17, 2012
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Darksteel Relic  can be superb with "When ... Artifact/Anything ... enters ... draw a card." and "... has ... for each ... Artifact/Anything ... in play." effects. I've made it cheaper, I'm not going to give it another effect. I can think of several good ones but I'd rather its intended effect worked instead. It's a build around card.
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