Seriously man, bad card is bad, you've been given lots of reasons why:
1) It's fiddly and time consuming, spending time doing things that won't become relevant 2) It's trying to do too many things at once 3) The wording is incorrect 4) It's busted
So hooray, it's a flatline. No life here. Don't feel bad, happens to us all, better luck next time, etc etc. It's time to suck it up and move on.
And everyone should listen to Fallingman more. Seriously, the guy has more patience than I think is healthy. I just kind of want him to lose it one day, just so I know he's human.
You just don't get it, right?
"The body is but a vessel for the soul, a puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny. And lo, the body is not eternal, for it must feed on the flesh of others, lest it return to the dust from whence it came. Therefore must the soul deceive, despise and murder men." — The Durai Papers