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4 months ago ::
Jan 26, 2013 - 3:56PM
#41
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Foot-ban G
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Creatures lose swampwalk, islandwalk, plainswalk, forestwalk, and mountainwalk.
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4 months ago ::
Jan 26, 2013 - 5:42PM
#42
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Date Joined:
Jan 20, 2011
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Triumph of the Good Players --  Enchantment (R) If Triumph of the Good Players becomes exiled, and each player's lifetotal becomes 1, at the beginning of the next end step, Triumph of the Good Players deals 1 damage to each opponent.
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4 months ago ::
Jan 26, 2013 - 5:50PM
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Sep 28, 2011
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having only before viewed this thread roughly ten minutes after it was begun...
catching up while drunk was a decidedly bad idea
my head hurts
and i blame all of you
EDIT = especially Chaos
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4 months ago ::
Jan 26, 2013 - 9:13PM
#44
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Runechanter's Bane  Enchantment If a card would count the number of instant and sorceries in a graveyard, it counts the number of interrupts instead. "You could at least make it Standard legal!" - Delver of Secrets 
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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4 months ago ::
Jan 27, 2013 - 12:08AM
#45
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Keeping Answers  Enchantment Whenever an opponent would choose cards from your hand for you to discard, all cards in your hand are treated as lands.
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4 months ago ::
Jan 27, 2013 - 11:42AM
#46
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Date Joined:
Jun 29, 2008
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Undiversatog  - Goyfatog has no type, has no color, and is not colorless. Cards in graveyards lose all types. , Destroy any number of Lhurgoyf type creatres. Undiversatog gets +11/+11 for each creature destroyed this way. 0/1
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4 months ago ::
Jan 27, 2013 - 11:46AM
#47
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Date Joined:
Nov 15, 2012
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we've been bested  again
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4 months ago ::
Jan 27, 2013 - 12:18PM
#48
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Oct 12, 2010
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Plummet is not Removal  Enchantment Green spells targeting creatures you control have an additional "As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature." Plummet is not removal. "Plummet is not removal" is removal. "'Plummet is not removal' is removal" is not removal.
-Anonymous
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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Autocard is your friend.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] = Lightning Bolt 
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4 months ago ::
Jan 27, 2013 - 12:26PM
#49
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Date Joined:
Nov 15, 2012
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Segregation Advocate  Creature Aurock Advocate Flying Creatures may not attack unless defending players control lands which produce mana of their colors ~"insect, frog, zombie, shade . . . " -Cliff Note Taker (3/2)
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4 months ago ::
Jan 27, 2013 - 4:21PM
#50
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Date Joined:
Apr 14, 2010
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Quench Instant Destroy target creature with power exactly seven times its toughness.
Fire  - things  beware.
"Go, then. There are other worlds than these." -- Stephen King, The Gunslinger Some things to make the forums nicer -- Last updated 28 Apr
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