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4 months ago ::
Jan 22, 2013 - 12:48PM
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"so let's set the world on fiiiiire...we can burn brighter...than the suuuuun." My Colors
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3 color decks for days, Naya 
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4 months ago ::
Jan 22, 2013 - 12:52PM
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Date Joined:
Mar 10, 2003
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why not a Door to Everything(ness)?
Because we have Door to Nothingness  .
Not everything deserves a mirror.
Uncounterspell 
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4 months ago ::
Jan 22, 2013 - 12:54PM
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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4 months ago ::
Jan 22, 2013 - 12:59PM
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why not a Door to Everything(ness)?
Because we have Door to Nothingness .
Not everything deserves a mirror.
Uncounterspell
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Uncounter target spell.
Light Bolt 
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Target opponent gains 3 life
"so let's set the world on fiiiiire...we can burn brighter...than the suuuuun." My Colors
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3 color decks for days, Naya
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4 months ago ::
Jan 22, 2013 - 1:03PM
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Date Joined:
Jan 30, 2012
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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in an thread with GM_Champion" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against AzureShade when card design is on the line!
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4 months ago ::
Jan 22, 2013 - 1:42PM
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Date Joined:
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I would have prefered it cause a player to join the current game.
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4 months ago ::
Jan 22, 2013 - 2:41PM
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Date Joined:
Nov 10, 2012
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we have a Door to Nothingness ...why not a Door to Everything(ness)?
Door to Everything 
Door to Everything enters the battlefield tapped.
   ,  , Sacrifice Door to Everything: target player wins the game.
Actually, you just lost The Game.
Cos I already did it in Unconstructive Criticism The Game Page 6
Door to Somethingness Artifact (M) Door to Somethingness enters the battlefield tapped. "Face it! You cannot win!!" -Urza to Mishra
I am  /  Stuff about me:
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4 months ago ::
Jan 23, 2013 - 12:13PM
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Date Joined:
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Sometimes I imagine what Cisnero's life must be like. I imagine cargo pants - every pocket stuffed with coins. I imagine him (I almost said "him or her" but then I decided his gender with through the randomization of a small metal disk) - I imagine him, shopping, purchasing food, choosing which spot to park in, all through this meticulous flipping process. I imagine him asking a girl out, taking her to have a drink or whatever and then asking if she wants to play this fun game. When she responds "Sure." he removes a single quarter from one of his jingling pockets. Then proceeds to flip it repeatedly while she calls it - until she is able to make up an excuse to leave. Will he respond to this post? Only if the Chaotic Gods of Copper and Nickel deem it so. Someday many years from now, in the Dystopian future world, I'll ride my Billy Idol Unicycle past a bedraggled slumbub - He'll be clad in armor made all of the (now worthless) coins of yesterdecade. He'll grin a shiny grin at me as he flips another coin - and I'll know who it was. How could I not?
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4 months ago ::
Jan 23, 2013 - 12:20PM
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Uncounterspell
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Uncounter target spell.
I know it's January, but I'm declaring this right now as my favorite card of the year.
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4 months ago ::
Jan 23, 2013 - 1:05PM
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Date Joined:
Oct 27, 2009
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Uncounterspell
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Uncounter target spell.
I know it's January, but I'm declaring this right now as my favorite card of the year.
nominate it. so i can save my own nomination slots
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry MLP
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Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy:
Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.)
I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.
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I am Blue/Green
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, Sacrifice Door to Everything: Target player wins all games. (Not just this game. The other games in the match you were about to finish? Yeah, he won those. The guys sitting next to you playin another game? Yeah, you'd better let them know they're wasting their time. You know how you all were going to play poker later tonight? Pay up! Oh, and when you get a moment, do contact the NFL and find out when that player will get his Super Bowl ring delivered, would you? Thanks! Oh, I almost forgot, this card doesn't apply retroactively... that would just be weird otherwise.)
