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5 months ago ::
Jan 17, 2013 - 12:14AM
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Date Joined:
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Reality  Creature - IncarnationYou may lose the game. 1/1
What a shame, I thought your previous one was fantastic.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 17, 2013 - 8:32AM
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Thanks to you, I lost the game.
/meme
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
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[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] = Lightning Bolt 
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5 months ago ::
Jan 17, 2013 - 8:42AM
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Great combo with platinum angel.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 17, 2013 - 9:46AM
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Jan 13, 2012
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Reality sucks.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 17, 2013 - 9:52AM
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Rules Advisor 
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5 months ago ::
Jan 17, 2013 - 12:43PM
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All cards I make have artists credited in the appropriate places. Artist names in "quotes" are DeviantArt usernames unless otherwise mentioned. Click here --->  <--- Click here I'm now going to quote you out of context in my sig because that's what adorable monkey-pigs like me do.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 17, 2013 - 2:15PM
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Which gives me an idea. Coddling Parent   Creature - Human AdviserVanishing 3 You can't lose the game. When the last time counter is removed from Coddling Parent, instead of sacrificing it, put 3 time counters on it and transform it. 1/3 ------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------ Fascist DictatorCreature - Demon Adviser (b) Vanishing You may only cast spells or activate abilities during your first main phase. Creatures you control can't attack. ( even if your opponent's creatures can.) 3/3
"I think me going Bang bang bang I win is pretty intuitive" Mafia Record: Wouldn't you like to know? 2011 Mafia Awards - Mastermind of the Year mymoment
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5 months ago ::
Jan 17, 2013 - 5:44PM
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Date Joined:
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Reality Creature - Incarnation You may lose the game. 1/1
Optimism
Creature - Incarnation
You can win the game.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 17, 2013 - 10:05PM
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No, no, no! Optimism is not the opposite of Realism. Well, maybe it is if you are me. But: Fantasy Creature - IncarnationIn all likelihood, you probably won't lose the game. Now I am pretty sure that I want the word "Probably" to start being on cards. . . Unsure Bolt  InstantUnsure Bolt probably deals 3 damage to target creature or player. I just need to come up with rules for it, right? Rule XXX.X: If a spell or permanent would probably do something, there is a slight chance that it won't. Gosh, I'm sorry! Rule XXX.Y: If a spell or permanent would probably do something, any opponent may. . . cast a counterspell. If a BLUH!!! Rule XXX.Z: If a spell or permanent would probably do something, roll a d10. If the result is 1, then that spell fizzles. For static effects roll the d10 at the beginning of each turn. You probably get the point by now. That's all I got. It has been a long week!
What a shame, I thought your previous one was fantastic.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 17, 2013 - 10:31PM
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Date Joined:
Jun 28, 2008
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Fantasy needs P/T Because this thread is obviously very serious about its card designs. Too Quiet  InstantPlayers can't cast spells this turn. An 8/8 beast creature token with haste probably doesn't appear on the battlefield under your opponent's control. Draw a card. "I'm sure everything is fine." - Hans to Saffi
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