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5 months ago ::
Jan 15, 2013 - 8:11PM
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***Disclaimer - I have no idea if the below content belongs on this forum. The card you see here was not meant to be played in a game of MTG, bor was it meant as an excecise in designing MTG cards. No, this card is a riddle and I want you to solve. Technically I want you to try and fail, but what I really want isn't important. What you want to do is solve this riddle. Spoiler:
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I have no idea how hard you may find this to solve this - there are a few somewhat cheap aspects to the riddle, the clues are easy to miss. If you can't solve it I can post a hint.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 15, 2013 - 8:31PM
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***Disclaimer - I have no idea if the below content belongs on this forum.
The card you see here was not meant to be played in a game of MTG, bor was it meant as an excecise in designing MTG cards.
No, this card is a riddle and I want you to solve. Technically I want you to try and fail, but what I really want isn't important. What you want to do is solve this riddle.
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I have no idea how hard you may find this to solve this - there are a few somewhat cheap aspects to the riddle, the clues are easy to miss.
If you can't solve it I can post a hint.
What exactly is the riddle? To get that onto the battlefield? Basically anything that doesn't cast it, but puts it directly onto the battlefield, would work. I.E. Acquire  , Tinker  , etc.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 15, 2013 - 8:47PM
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String, or nothing.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 15, 2013 - 8:58PM
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It looks like a Pablo card.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 15, 2013 - 9:17PM
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I have no idea how hard you may find this to solve this - there are a few somewhat cheap aspects to the riddle, the clues are easy to miss.
If you can't solve it I can post a hint.
What exactly is the riddle? To get that onto the battlefield? Basically anything that doesn't cast it, but puts it directly onto the battlefield, would work. I.E. Acquire , Tinker , etc.
Basically, don't think of it as a card. Think of it as a set of clues. You aren't trying to get a set of clues into play or end a game with a set of clues. YOu use clues to guess to find a solution. The clues are supposed to point you towards an answer just like a traditional riddle. The only difference is that instead of rhyming voice I put it into an MTG card.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 15, 2013 - 9:39PM
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My current line of thinking is something to do with chords, because of the convient use of the word "resolve" and the music paper in the art. I don't know enough about music theory to go much further than that though.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 15, 2013 - 9:43PM
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It looks like a Fenix. card.
Pablo's threads are like a college philosophy class.
Except instead of lecturing, everyone's getting blotto.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 15, 2013 - 11:20PM
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It looks like a Fenblo card 
 IS AWESOME!!!  Stuff:
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Yes, you do have the Denizen, and you do have the Reckoner
But there is one thing you don't have.
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A flyer :P
I was browsing through some cards in gatherer and I noticed something really odd - the transforming cards from Innistrad like Mayor of Avabruck  have separate comments and ratings for each side. Isn't that totally stupid? It feels as senseless as having two different pages for each side of a split card or having different pages for Nimble Mongoose  with and without threshold.
ANYONE???????????????
If I say "yes," am I just gonna die to your new COME AT ME BRO deck?
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TV shows I like: Doctor Who, Sherlock TV Series & Fringe
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5 months ago ::
Jan 15, 2013 - 11:26PM
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It looks like a Fenix. card.
I disagree. I would never make a 65/35.
On the card... I just noticed the mana cost is WUUUUB. Does it have anything to do with dubstep?
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now.
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 15, 2013 - 11:28PM
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Date Joined:
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It looks like a Fenix. card.
I disagree. I would never make a 35/65.
On the card... I just noticed the mana cost is WUUUUB. Does it have anything to do with dubstep?
it's also a drone.
120.6. Some effects replace card draws.
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