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5 months ago ::
Feb 06, 2013 - 9:55PM
#101
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Date Joined:
Jan 30, 2008
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 City Blazer   (Rare) Creature - EfreetEach nonbasic land opponents control have “At the beginning of your upkeep, this land deals 1 damage to you unless you tap it.” 3/5
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5 months ago ::
Feb 06, 2013 - 11:29PM
#102
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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1st art; Necromancer's Ascension   Enchantment ( Mythic Rare) Whenever a creature dies, put an ascension counter on ~. At the beginning of your end step, if there are 13 or more ascension counters on ~, target opponent loses the game. " Depending on your point of view, an ascension can go either way." Spoiler:
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Feb 08, 2013 - 9:32AM
#103
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Date Joined:
Oct 23, 2010
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 Duskshine |   Sorcery - Augury (R) Each player sacrifices each creature they control. Put a 0/1 Black and White Wraith creature token with flying onto the battlefield tapped for each creature that died this turn. "The purpose that enslaves, or the power that corrupts. Only death gives peace to those drunk on power"-Antoinette of The Safe-Houseart: Black Moon Ceremony Moonxels
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5 months ago ::
Feb 11, 2013 - 8:19AM
#104
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Date Joined:
Oct 23, 2010
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Bumpage? I hope Niklor isn't in peril.
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5 months ago ::
Feb 11, 2013 - 1:19PM
#105
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Date Joined:
Aug 21, 2012
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So Blackmoon Ceremony looks to me like a magical device powered by a storm, and a metal wizard looking towards it. Hence...this. Render
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Stormpowered Mage   Artifact Creature — Golem Wizard (C) Stormpowered Mage enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Stormpowered Mage. At the beginning of your end step, remove a +1/+1 counter from Stormpowered Mage. Made of metal, powered with lightning, maintained by magic; the perfect specimen.0/0
All cards I make have artists credited in the appropriate places. Artist names in "quotes" are DeviantArt usernames unless otherwise mentioned. Click here --->  <--- Click here I'm now going to quote you out of context in my sig because that's what adorable monkey-pigs like me do.
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5 months ago ::
Feb 11, 2013 - 1:30PM
#106
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Date Joined:
Nov 15, 2012
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