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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 7:39PM
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WELCOME TO YMTC SOLITAIRE!this is a contest of wits, glory, and skill. can you defeat all your inner demons to win the challenge? can you be the best? find out! but we've seen so many contests! how is this one different? in what way will this challenge you in new, fascinating ways, to do things you never thought to do? simple! it's the first contest you can play entirely on your own! how? by being host, contestant, and judge! simply post a criteria, post a card, then grade it! you are in charge! you're the boss! have at it! 
120.6. Some effects replace card draws.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 7:54PM
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so its a contest of who can play with themselves the best O.o? (worded on purpose)
edit: sorry if this offends anyone, but it was just too easy of a joke to pass.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 7:55PM
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so its a contest of who can play with themselves the best O.o? (worded on purpose)
Well, if we jump on stereotypes, then considering this is a Magic/Wizards/D&D forum, chances are high that there are many contenders XD
All cards I make have artists credited in the appropriate places. Artist names in "quotes" are DeviantArt usernames unless otherwise mentioned. Click here --->  <--- Click here I'm now going to quote you out of context in my sig because that's what adorable monkey-pigs like me do.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 8:11PM
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In! I have 24 Hours to Design a Card that is incapable of being of any use on its own! Go!
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 8:24PM
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Bonus Round: Now, I normally don't do this, but the winner fo this round will get my playset of Thragtusk  s instead of scoring for the usual leaderboard. Criteria. Make an awesome creature with CMC 4 or above, that is designed with combat in mind. I have 48 hours.
"I think me going Bang bang bang I win is pretty intuitive" Mafia Record: Wouldn't you like to know? 2011 Mafia Awards - Mastermind of the Year mymoment
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 10:43PM
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well i made a tic-tac-toe contest and in it I said that if it got popular I'd make solitarie thread, it didn't  I want to challenge myself and work on my weakness; CRITERIA: make a core set time: as long as it takes
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 11:07PM
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I'm going to submit a card that is awesome.
I have 10 minutes.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 11:10PM
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Giant Fire Extinguisher   Enchantment Creature - Shrine LizardWhen ~ enters the battlefield, target Razorborne punches himself in the face. Sparkles and candy for all.7/7
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 11:10PM
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Giant Fire Extinguisher
Enchantment Creature - Shrine Lizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, target Razorborne punches himself in the face.
Sparkles and candy for all.
7/7
10/10
Razorborne sucks.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 11:36PM
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Giant Fire Extinguisher
Enchantment Creature - Shrine Lizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, target Razorborne punches himself in the face.
Sparkles and candy for all.
7/7
10/10
Razorborne sucks.
Wow. If there were any other competitors in your competition, they surely would have lost! This card is functional poetry.
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.
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