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5 months ago ::
Jan 10, 2013 - 7:02AM
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Wave of Spider Spawn     Instant Cascade, Buyback Choose one – Put four 1/2 green spider creature tokens onto the battlefield; or counter target non-Spider spell; or target player reveals a new Morphic card. The next craze to hit the Magic side-venture community is Morphic. In this setting, players have a side deck of ten Morphic cards that give random boosts and set hand limits similar to Vanguard cards. During each player’s upkeep, that player may choose to do [something] to reveal a new Morphic card and discard the last. There may or may not be a penalty for when you run out of Morphic cards.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in an thread with GM_Champion" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against AzureShade when card design is on the line!
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5 months ago ::
Jan 10, 2013 - 8:46AM
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first of all: confused out of my mind with this craziness!!! Arachnid Generation SorceryWhen you cast Arachnid Generation, you may have it gain Cascade or Buyback  . If you do, choose one of the following -- put a generator card onto the battlefield; or create a token copy of target spider generator; or remove all counters from target non- spider generator. Otherwise, chose two. Generators = generators are a new card type; they don't have mana costs and cannot be played; they can only be put onto the battlefield by effects allowing them to be so put; they each have a creature type in addition to the generator supertype; they function by creating creature tokens of the specified type whenever another spell of that type is cast; they enter the battlefield with a set number of counters on them; each time they create a creature token, a counter is removed from them; at the beginning of their controller's end step, if no spells of the creature type have been cast (and therefore no counters have been removed), they get one additional counter. Generators are all colorless. Example of a few Generators: Arachnid GeneratorGenerator - SpiderWhenever a player casts a Spider spell, put a 2/4 green Spider creature token with reach onto the battlefield and remove a generator counter from Arachnid Generator. At the beginning of your end step, if no counters were removed from Arachnid Generator this turn, put a generator counter on Arachnid Generator. {2} Abyssmal GeneratorGenerator - DemonWhenever a player casts a Demon spell, put a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying onto the battlefield and remove a generator counter from Abyssmal Generator. At the beginning of your end step, if no counters were removed from Abyssmal Generator this turn, put a generator counter on Abyssmal Generator. {1} Serf GeneratorGenerator - HumanWhenever a player casts a Human spell, put a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token onto the battlefield and remove a generator counter from Serf Generator. At the beginning of your end step, if no counters were removed from Serf Generator this turn, put a generator counter on Serf Generator. {4}
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5 months ago ::
Jan 10, 2013 - 8:59AM
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I wonder who'se criteria this was.... HMMMMMMMMMM
good keep wondering . that's the next part.
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Jan 10, 2013 - 8:59AM
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"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry MLP
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5 months ago ::
Jan 10, 2013 - 11:51AM
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Compiled Criteria:
- Card must be black PLUS 2 other colors (Updated as per contradiction) Together they must form a wedge. (a.k.a. the three colors must contain enemy colors)
- Card must mention new card type
- Card must be associated with spider tribal
- Design for timmy
- Card text must contain the following word: Cascade, Buyback, token, counter
- Card must be modal with 3 options (a.k.a. charm), each mode must be 7 words in total. I will allow all keywords mentioned in the above criteria to be excempt from counting towards that total. (apologies to that special someone who wanted this)
To be exact, the following words will not be counted towards the 7 words:
Cascade
Buyback
token
counter
spider
Argh! Who the hell came up with these... Oh.
Nexus"You are being watched."Nexus is the upcoming first set of the Dalvan block. Dalvan is a hugely technologically advanced plane built about secrets and information. Dalvan is roughly a huge wheel. Each spoke a mini-civilisation where different mana and species are adundant. Dalvan is a wedge matters block where different people work with their enemies agaisnt a common cause. Dalvan is a world of omipresent goverment survilence. Your every move is monitored. No-one knows what lies at the centre of the Dalvanian wheel, but that is the cause for their constant survilence. What lives at the nexus?
Secrets
In the Dalvan block, a new card type: Secrets are introduced. Each player starts with the game with up to three secrets. These are revealed at the beginning of the game and have certain positive effects. Then are shuffled into your library. When a secret is revealed, via whatever spell or ability, that secret has certain negative effects and is then exiled. For example:
ButcheredSecret Colour Indicator: You begin the game with an artifact equipment token named "Blood-stained Cleaver" with "Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and intimidate" and "Equip " When ~ is revealed, you get an emblem with "Creatures you control get -1/-1." These represent the secrets that the people of Dalvan have that they don't want revealed; like that butcher you murdered or those documents you stole. (Note: I think I might need to refine the power level of these to make them want to be playable but not broken.) Web of InformationSecret Colour Indicator: You begin the game with an emblem with, choose one -- " Spider creature tokens you control have deathtouch and hexproof"; or "Instant and sorcery spells you control have Buyback  "; or "Instant and s orcery spells you control have Cascade." When ~ is revealed, you get an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, you get a poison counter." Stealing secrets from spiders in dangerous, you might get away but one bite and your death is only a matter of time...Designing this was so awful... but I guess I'm kind of pleased with the end result... Note: At this point, the Dalvan background kind of breaks down with intoducing: Secrets, Spider tribal, Buyback, Cascade and Poison all in the same card.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 11, 2013 - 10:09AM
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quick push before this drops out of page 2.
contestants I will give you all two more days for submission.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 11, 2013 - 11:32AM
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 11, 2013 - 12:40PM
#38
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just make something. If you notice, a lot of the entries don't follow all of the criteria completely anyway.
You just want to score at least 1 point before the next phase. It will (might, i don't know, it seems my fun-threshold could be low compare to different people) be Fun!
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5 months ago ::
Jan 13, 2013 - 4:51PM
#39
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tiny push.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 13, 2013 - 7:26PM
#40
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Date Joined:
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I know I'm not a participant, but I saw the other one, and golly do I like restrictions! Mystic Webbing -- Instant (R) Put a +1/+1 counter on target spider, then choose one - Spiders get +2/+4 until end of turn; or counter target insant or sorcery or Rigger spell; or until end of turn, spider spells have cascade. Buyback Riggers often left the undercity distraught over their webbed contraptions.Alternate Flavor:
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Spiders... Riggers hate spiders.
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