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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 5:26PM
#21
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2008
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I want to this this monster.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 5:32PM
#22
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Date Joined:
Jun 11, 2007
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Sent?
Contest-Specific Redeemable Prizes:
DaytimeLantern - +5 points on any score-based contest. Redeemable once. If contest is multiple rounds, only redeemable in a single round.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 5:47PM
#23
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Date Joined:
Oct 27, 2009
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Original criteria with exactly how they are typed in their PM's
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- Must not be BLack
- Create a wedge charm.
- design for timmy
- Must create a token.
- "pro spider tribal"
- Design a card with cascade and buyback.
- A card with seven words total
- The card must involve a new card type
- A black card
- counters things or cares about counters
Compiled Criteria:
- Card must be black PLUS 2 other colors (Updated as per contradiction) Together they must form a wedge. (a.k.a. the three colors must contain enemy colors)
- Card must mention new card type
- Card must be associated with spider tribal
- Design for timmy
- Card text must contain the following word: Cascade, Buyback, token, counter
- Card must be modal with 3 options (a.k.a. charm), each mode must be 7 words in total. I will allow all keywords mentioned in the above criteria to be excempt from counting towards that total. (apologies to that special someone who wanted this)
To be exact, the following words will not be counted towards the 7 words:
Cascade
Buyback
token
counter
spider
Note: I don't think this will make it much easier, so I will go ahead and allow the famous Fallingman's "Create a token" wording. I personally liked it. To know more you can check out here.
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry MLP
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Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy:
Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.)
I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.
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I am Blue/Green
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 5:59PM
#24
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Date Joined:
Oct 27, 2009
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You guys have 72 hours Plus or minus the following die roll in hours.
"A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupry MLP
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Congratulations, you've found My Lie Policy:
Only when i'm prompted, i might lie. (policy still in the refinement process.)
I am both rational and instinctive. I value self-knowledge and understanding of the world; my ultimate goal is self-improvement and improvement of the world around me. At best, I am focused and methodical; at worst, I am obsessive and amoral.
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I am Blue/Green
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 6:12PM
#25
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Date Joined:
Jun 11, 2007
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Cascade Charm -     Instant Choose two - Create three 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach; Put a +1/+1 counter on three target creatures; Auras become Webs until end of turn. Buyback Webs are subtypes for Enchantments much like Auras. Creatures enchanted with Webs have the following: "Enchanted creature cannot attack or block unless you pay {the converted mana cost of this Web}." Otherwise, they function identically like Auras in this Spider themed set. An example: Injected with Silk - Enchantment - Web(Enchanted creature cannot attack or block unless you pay  .)Enchant creature you control Enchanted creature gets +1/+2 and has reach.
Contest-Specific Redeemable Prizes:
DaytimeLantern - +5 points on any score-based contest. Redeemable once. If contest is multiple rounds, only redeemable in a single round.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 6:21PM
#26
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2008
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Ha. Hahaha. BUHABABABABABABABAHDISJDBCBCJAKWDNNFOAODMFNBCHAJBSNFOCNSBSJCJXJN *foams at mouth*
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 6:39PM
#27
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Date Joined:
Aug 21, 2012
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Arachnid Deathpack Tribal Enchantment - SpiderCascade Whenever a player plays a Hex spell, choose one--Cast any spell with buyback from your hand; or create a 1/1 Spider token with reach and deathtouch; or put a +1/+1 counter on each Spider you control. They creep and crawl, and in the walls they do it all to make you fall.Spoiler:
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A Hex spell (the new card type as per requirements) is basically an equipment that gets attached to players instead of creatures. Most often, it's a negative effect meant to be attached to opponents. For example: Pyromancer's Hex  HexAt the beginning of hexed player's upkeep, Pyromancer's Hex deals 1 damage to him or her. Curse (Here, "Curse" is the equivalent of "Equip", but it technically means "Cost: Attach this permanent to target player"). Like equipments, when a hexed player is out of the game, a Hex just falls off, ready to be reused. Also like equipments, a Hex's controller may pay the Curse cost at any time to move it to another player. Anyway, that's just an explanation of the new card type referenced....the Arachnid Deathpack spider enchantment is the real entry  .
All cards I make have artists credited in the appropriate places. Artist names in "quotes" are DeviantArt usernames unless otherwise mentioned. Click here --->  <--- Click here I'm now going to quote you out of context in my sig because that's what adorable monkey-pigs like me do.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 6:42PM
#28
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Date Joined:
Jan 30, 2012
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I'll get right on this in the morning after I sleep and have fevered dreams of madness that will lead me to the correct answer.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in an thread with GM_Champion" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against AzureShade when card design is on the line!
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 10:31PM
#29
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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I wonder who'se criteria this was.... HMMMMMMMMMM
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 09, 2013 - 11:40PM
#30
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Date Joined:
Jun 14, 2006
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We can play even if we did not submit a criteria fast enough? Living Spiderweb   Living Tribal Sorcery - Spider Choose One - Put a 8/8 green spider creature token onto the battlefield; or destroy up to three target non-land permanents; or put five +1+1 counters on target creature you control. Cascade Buyback  The new type "Living" does something but I haven't decided what exactly yet. I have some ideas.
Don't be too smart to have fun
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