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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 9:06PM
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Date Joined:
Apr 10, 2009
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 Syndic of Tithes 1W Common Creature - Human Cleric Extort "Entrance is free. Donations are required."
- Notice outside Vizkopa Bank2/2
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 9:07PM
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go-go Extort bear 
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 9:08PM
#3
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I like this a lot. Finally, some cheap extort cards.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 9:11PM
#4
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This is actually pretty solid.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 9:19PM
#5
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Date Joined:
Apr 26, 2006
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Ok I guess doubt it's constructed playable.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 9:20PM
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Date Joined:
Nov 21, 2012
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yay bear.
bear with extort.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 10:27PM
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Date Joined:
Jan 11, 2008
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seems pretty good, early extorter
I think it would be cool if there are some 0 cost artifacts that aren't useless (0 cost equipment) for extortion fun
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 10:29PM
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Very solid card, seems excellent in limited (esp. draft).
Am I the only one who's very amused by the Thrull's expression?
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 10:33PM
#9
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Orzhov looks like it's going to do the same thing my Izzet Guttersnipe  deck does... And it just possibly might do it better 
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 11:34PM
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Was hoping this would be a thing, can't go wrong with set mechanic bears.
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