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5 months ago ::
Jan 07, 2013 - 9:47PM
#31
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Date Joined:
Jan 13, 2012
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Worm Elephant
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards... 
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 1:06AM
#32
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Gargoyle Angel
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 1:13AM
#33
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Date Joined:
Jan 18, 2011
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Spider Badger- I'd play this card no matter what, just for the nightmares it would provoke.
Spider Ooze Leviathan Ninja?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 11:47AM
#34
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Giant Germ Faerie Wurm Noggle Bat Assassin Rat
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 11:51AM
#35
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Date Joined:
Feb 10, 2005
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Brushwagg *Something*
Profit!
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 12:02PM
#36
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Date Joined:
Sep 20, 2006
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Brushwagg Orgg?
Brushwagg Ouphe?
"The Horror, the Horror"
Jellyfish something?
... *Shrug*
Nighmare Jellyfish. What did I win?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 2:33PM
#37
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Brushwagg Sand?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 2:47PM
#38
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I still wish they retained some form of technology like their old biotechnology. We don't really have a Tech-ish guild now, considering the Izzet are really magic focused.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 2:59PM
#39
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Date Joined:
Apr 13, 2012
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Mutant Lhurgoyf Atog
Now THAT's a card that would be constructed playable.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 08, 2013 - 4:04PM
#40
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Date Joined:
Oct 12, 2010
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Vedalken naturally have four arms. How many arms do Simic Vedalken have?
I'm pretty sure four arms is a Mirran thing only. And, well, um, *mumbles something about "Phyrexian mutations"*
Clever deduction Watson! Maybe you can explain why Supergirl is trying to kill me.
---- Autocard is your friend.
[c]Lightning Bolt[/c] = Lightning Bolt
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