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Purple_Shrimp

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Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
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Date Joined: Jul 29, 2006

Posts: 3,124

Some examples:

Dark Bargain

Sorcery
Choose a number, then target opponent chooses one: That player loses that much life; or that player's life total becomes that number.

Discover

Sorcery
Search your library for two cards at random and put them into your hand, then shuffle your library.

GO

Apr 8, 2013 -- 2:06PM, Matt_Holck wrote:
firstrike

Jan 20, 2013 -- 11:33AM, Dilleux_Lepaire wrote:
Jan 19, 2013 -- 1:54PM, bay_falconer wrote:
Jan 18, 2013 -- 11:16AM, Dilleux_Lepaire wrote:
Jan 18, 2013 -- 9:19AM, bay_falconer wrote:

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

This definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.

I was referring to the painting The Treachery of Images.

I know.

morticianjohn

Date Joined: Jun 14, 2006

Posts: 2,166

Suppress the Willing

Enchantment
Whenever an opponent gains life you may destroy target creature.

Don't be too smart to have fun

metalevolence

Date Joined: Oct 10, 2009

Posts: 3,187

Squanderforce

Enchantment
Whenever a permanent you control becomes untapped, add

to your mana pool.

well I tried

http://magiccardswithgooglyeyes.tumblr.com/

Purple_Shrimp

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my intention was for the cards to be almost fundamentally identical to cards with a much simpler wording, like how Discover is almost always "Shuffle your library, then draw two cards"

Apr 8, 2013 -- 2:06PM, Matt_Holck wrote:
firstrike

Jan 20, 2013 -- 11:33AM, Dilleux_Lepaire wrote:
Jan 19, 2013 -- 1:54PM, bay_falconer wrote:
Jan 18, 2013 -- 11:16AM, Dilleux_Lepaire wrote:
Jan 18, 2013 -- 9:19AM, bay_falconer wrote:

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

This definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.

I was referring to the painting The Treachery of Images.

I know.

metalevolence

Date Joined: Oct 10, 2009

Posts: 3,187

yeah, I got it, they're just hard to come up with

http://magiccardswithgooglyeyes.tumblr.com/

Purple_Shrimp

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Date Joined: Jul 29, 2006

Posts: 3,124

THEN WHY POST

Apr 8, 2013 -- 2:06PM, Matt_Holck wrote:
firstrike

Jan 20, 2013 -- 11:33AM, Dilleux_Lepaire wrote:
Jan 19, 2013 -- 1:54PM, bay_falconer wrote:
Jan 18, 2013 -- 11:16AM, Dilleux_Lepaire wrote:
Jan 18, 2013 -- 9:19AM, bay_falconer wrote:

Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

This definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.

I was referring to the painting The Treachery of Images.

I know.

magicpablo666

Date Joined: May 19, 2012

Posts: 4,918

How is this hard for you people?

Limited Option

Instant
Destroy target permanent if its type(s) do(es) not extend beyond the following: Artifact, Land, Enchantment, and Planeswalker.

By the way, I really like Discover.

May 8, 2013 -- 12:39PM, Decembra wrote:
Whiny weenie and observant aren't the same thing pablo, somehow I thought you'd understand.

Esterdi

Date Joined: Nov 7, 2012

Posts: 1,346

I am bored.

Prohibition

Enchantment

As Prohibition enters the battlefield, name a nonland card.

Whenever the named card is cast, it is countered and returned to its controller's hand.

Was trying to make an unintuitive Nevermore

, but this actually is weaker in some sense: Storm count.

So...counts or not?

Fenix.

Date Joined: Jan 13, 2012

Posts: 3,037

Damned Choice

Sorcery
Target opponent separates the cards in his or hand in two piles, then chooses one. You may have that player discard that pile. If you don't, he or she discards the other pile.

Quotes Show

Nov 27, 2012 -- 6:39AM, Mata_Hari wrote:
Nov 27, 2012 -- 12:26AM, BankaiMastery wrote:
Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.

The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.

I hope you all feel really smart now.
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"

Oct 25, 2012 -- 9:53PM, magicpablo666 wrote:
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.

Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.

Nov 24, 2012 -- 8:07PM, felisdomesticus wrote:
Nov 24, 2012 -- 7:19PM, CherylCheryl wrote:
I wish more girls play magic cards...

Have you considered assassinating Kevin?