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5 months ago ::
Jan 06, 2013 - 2:27AM
#211
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The flavor text of your card is kinda very creepy, altimis D: Fenix: 5
I have a feeling that this card will generally play out into either of the following two modes. The first is that it won't be very useful, because sacrificing a permanent and paying two life isn't really worth the symmetrical effect. The second way it could play out is that you establish a stronger board presence than your opponent, and then you throw all your lands at this card to lock your opponent out of the game for a few turns while you hit them to death. Either way it doesn't feel like that much of an enjoyable card to be playing with.
I need to remind myself that loving sadomasochistic brutal cards that ruin the game is not a trait I share with many.
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Okay, here is the clincher. I've been waiting to say this.
The "cam girl" this was inspired by was just a girl from a social networking website, Stickam. Her name was TinyTerror and she was just a regular girl who was on her webcam, totally unrelated to any type of adult content.
I hope you all feel really smart now. 
This is like someone coming into class with a bloody nose and everyone's like "Jeez what happened to you" and they're like "I ran into a wall" and everyone laughs at them for being an idiot but then at the end of the class they say "HAHA JUST KIDDING I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!! TALK ABOUT OWNED HAHAHAHAHA"
I really enjoy imagining this from Kevin's perspective. Because in Kevin's world, Rosewater actually reads everything he types. Mark is sitting there right now, reading this, and thinking "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled. . ." Or some such. He chuckles low, then clicks on "The Best Of KEVINSET" and says "Yes, this'll do just fine. A busty lady with banding who deals direct damage to Zones!? Why this will be the star of my next set, and no one will ever believe you Kevin." Then he closes his Macbook, so his servant may move it out of the way, while another servant puts a Fetal Richard Garfield Clone lathered in Steak Sauce in front of him. Then Mark Feasts.
Sorin walked into the chamber where his newly wed bride, Vampy, awaited. A beam of moonlight illuminated his brilliant silver hair as he strode with confidence towards the bed. His shirtless body showcased his powerful abdominal muscles and he was wearing jeans with holes in the knees.
I wish more girls play magic cards...
Have you considered assassinating Kevin?
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5 months ago ::
Jan 06, 2013 - 3:40AM
#212
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Date Joined:
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If I may ask, why is round 5 closed so early when the next spoiler isn't even until Monday? Traditionally, round 5 went on through the weekend.
There was some discussion between me and silly about doing a makeup round and such, and I assumed that you would prefer to complete round 5 before it. I've been overly lenient on every late submission so far anyway, so go ahead.
Everything Mown does is elegant.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 06, 2013 - 11:02AM
#213
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Date Joined:
May 18, 2010
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Why don't you just word it like "Player's can't gain life"? Much simpler and does pretty much the same thing. Also Rain of Gore is a card and basically does this but better, so this card is definitely overcosted.
I reread my card after I saw this and it doesn't work like rain of gore -- the card makes it so all players have to pay for all the life gained that turn, so if the defending player gained 5 and the attacking player gained 3, the end step would check and make those players pay 8. Your critique makes it sound like it's just rain of gore  but +1 cost, but it's not.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 06, 2013 - 3:56PM
#214
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Boros Field-Captain    Creature - Human Soldier Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a 1/1 red and white soldier token onto the battlefield. Soldier creatures you control have haste. When Boros captains are asked whether their squad has enough troops, their answer is always "No."2/2 It works well with battalion by providing more creatures to attack with as well as more opportunities to attack because of haste. Incidentally, as a token generator, it works with Selesnya too.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 06, 2013 - 4:57PM
#215
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2008
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I like cross-guild cards
Genome Experiment 2GU
Enchantment - Aura
Radiance - Enchanted creature and each creature that shares a color with it is a 2/2 green frog creature in addition to its other types and colors.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 06, 2013 - 4:58PM
#216
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Date Joined:
Aug 28, 2008
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Yeah so it gives you more creatures of the same colors so you can have more radiance. It also does stuff.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 06, 2013 - 7:02PM
#217
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Date Joined:
Jan 20, 2011
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The flavor text of your card is kinda very creepy, altimis D:
A good creepy, or a bad creepy?
And I'm assuming the Dimir one, not the Gruul one 8^p
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5 months ago ::
Jan 07, 2013 - 12:07AM
#218
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Date Joined:
Nov 15, 2012
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I like cross-guild cards Genome Experiment 2GU Enchantment - Aura Radiance - Enchanted creature and each creature that shares a color with it is a 2/2 green frog creature in addition to its other types and colors.
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5 months ago ::
Jan 07, 2013 - 1:48AM
#219
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did i miss round 5 grades or are they not up yet
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5 months ago ::
Jan 07, 2013 - 1:52AM
#220
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Date Joined:
Nov 15, 2012
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never saw the criteria
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